I nominate 'The Death of Eric Cartman'.

I nominate 'The Death of Eric Cartman'.

One of the most impressive aspects of AVC writers is their obliviousness. This was a pretty good piece of satire on the way that Americans assume - sometimes in an offensive way - an ethnic or cultural heritage so they can stand out from the homogeneously bland anglo-scandinavian mores into which their own parents or…

One of the most impressive aspects of AVC writers is their obliviousness. This was a pretty good piece of satire on the way that Americans assume - sometimes in an offensive way - an ethnic or cultural heritage so they can stand out from the homogeneously bland anglo-scandinavian mores into which their own parents or…

Oh Phipps, you're so bland.

Oh Phipps, you're so bland.

Lena Dunham plays Cersei in Game of Thrones.

Lena Dunham plays Cersei in Game of Thrones.

It's going to be so painful for her when her bubble bursts.

It's going to be so painful for her when her bubble bursts.

Who's Cinnamon?

Who's Cinnamon?

I believe the preferred nomenclature is "Cat-magnetic land-whales'.

I believe the preferred nomenclature is "Cat-magnetic land-whales'.

Perhaps because you keep going on and on about nothing?

Perhaps because you keep going on and on about nothing?

You're sure it's this article and not the hobo yo just fellated behind a dumpster?

You're sure it's this article and not the hobo yo just fellated behind a dumpster?

And here's a picture of them being sexy and mysterious.

And here's a picture of them being sexy and mysterious.