Yup.

Yup.

A waiter,eh? Yes, you could do that!

A waiter,eh? Yes, you could do that!

I wonder what Gene will do when he grows up?

I wonder what Gene will do when he grows up?

This is just over 500 words precisely. When you're writing for the wordcount not the reader it's time to get another job.

This is just over 500 words precisely. When you're writing for the wordcount not the reader it's time to get another job.

No it doesn't. Check the OED, Webster and Partridge's Dictionary of Slang for verification. God, I can't believe I'm even arguing the toss with you fatheads.

No it doesn't. Check the OED, Webster and Partridge's Dictionary of Slang for verification. God, I can't believe I'm even arguing the toss with you fatheads.

Yes, thank you for explaining that, captain obvious, so does 'glazed'. However, there is no such thing as 'pickled ham' while there is such a thing as 'glazed ham'. AM I GETTING THROUGH TO YOU?

Yes, thank you for explaining that, captain obvious, so does 'glazed'. However, there is no such thing as 'pickled ham' while there is such a thing as 'glazed ham'. AM I GETTING THROUGH TO YOU?

Yes, but you don't 'pickle' a ham. It's the qualifier of the metaphor that's at fault here, not the metaphor itself.

Yes, but you don't 'pickle' a ham. It's the qualifier of the metaphor that's at fault here, not the metaphor itself.

"The Man With The Iron Fists proves shockingly worth the wait."

"The Man With The Iron Fists proves shockingly worth the wait."

" famously pickled British hams like Oliver Reed and Richard Burton"

" famously pickled British hams like Oliver Reed and Richard Burton"

Penn hand-picked Sorrentino for this.

Penn hand-picked Sorrentino for this.