I have NEVER IN MY LIFE seen one of these to which I had such a ready answer. I can still smell it! I have what would be a legendarily bad sense of smell if anyone knew who I was, and I’m criminally lazy. There’s a long(ish) story, but the short answer is that after a few minutes, the apartment smelled like a fucking…

Okay, I hate to engage in what my friend called “one-downsmanship,” but you all forget that unless I’m mistaken, Buffalo still holds the NFL playoff comeback record for their 45-42 win against the Oilers. I was home for winter break from college, and since I’m like 19 or 20, obviously I slept all day. So I come…