We call that Freedom Foam.

Pretty sure she didn’t want that specific face, either, but Trump wouldn’t shut up about how she was looking old and needed work. And now she looks like an eternally puzzled deerwife who hasn’t yet figured out where Trump has hidden her skin.

she was wed off to a tangerine Demogorgon to settle the debt of her parents, who stole magic beans from Donald Trump’s enchanted vegetable garden when she was only one year old.

“Bush doesn’t care about black people.” -Kanye West, 2005.

Needs more White Wing Doves.

Here’s a wild idea: if you have to routinely scour a show you’re airing for hidden swastikas, maybe don’t air it at all.

Really fucking tired of people pretending like the same racist, sexist, homophobic shit that’s gone on forever is somehow ‘anti-establishment’ or ‘edgy.’ That is just the status quo.

It breaks my heart thinking about the kids who had to come back to school knowing that their favorite lunch room worker was going to be missing. I’m sure that a number of those children are reminded of Mr. Castile’s killing every time they go to the cafeteria.

“I also reject the feminist messaging that treats gender issues as a zero-sum game—that assumes that to empower women, we must castrate men. You see the beginnings of this even in the schoolyard, with affirmations like, “Girls rule and boys drool.” 

You do realise that Trump himself branded the electoral college a “disaster for democracy” and called for a revolution, when he thought that Romney won the popular vote in 2012?

Also! Look at the new John Lewis xmas ad:

He’s happy because someone gave him a strawberry.

Has he Tweeted his condemnation of the acts of racist violence being perpetrated in his name these past two days? Statesman Trump really should get on that.

we’re going to call you on it. Everyone sees what you’re doing, People, and history will not forgive you for it.

I’m not sure if she was the first of anything, but Tammy Duckworth won her seat in Illinois. But I keep checking just to make sure it’s really true.

Not a woman but let’s celebrate the ouster of Sheriff Joe fucking Arpaio. FINALLY.

I am proud to have voted for Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton. And my bright spot in this is the fact that my little girl has spent the last weeks saying she wanted to be “the first girl president.” And I didn’t know what to say to her. But now I do. #Sophie2052

I am walking around today feeling like the pain she is feeling is mine too. It was her loss, it was my loss too and I am feeling it deeply as I struggle not to cry at my desk today. I feel I admire Clinton more than before. We may never call her Madam President, but I think we all will remember her grace and her…

i am angry today. i am fucking raging.