I can’t wait for all the BENGHAZI! people to not talk about this. Ever.

I’d do it but he wants a body guard, basically. That’s not in my skillset.

I pretty much assume that anyone who has been famous since their teens and still is much later in life is going to be either A) insufferable because they’re used to being catered to and pampered or B) a 100% total weirdo. I’m not sure how you spend 40 years of your life being kowtowed to and not end up one of those…

“Ensure the client is fed” is deeply funny to me.