The second I start posting cars I wouldn’t buy myself is the second that I stop writing these things. I do actually drive an S-class that I bought non-running, every day. I haven’t gone broke and I’m still in possession of all my organs. It’s cheap and it’s reliable, and I’m not made of magic.

The joke and punch line...

What the fuck is that even?

Sorry Doug. As a Rogue enthusiast, I have to inform you that that’s a second-gen.

Dear Doug,

It already has bitten them — they drive a first-generation Rogue.

Not even close. Reminds me of Jennifer Love-Hewett cast as Audrey Hepburn:( Or (cringe) Kidman a V. Woolf.

She looks like Jackie Kennedy if Jackie was a dead ringer for Natalie Portman. 1/5 stars would not Portman again.

This article makes no sense.

I watched part of this race and thought it was a neat idea to hold a dirt race indoors. Unfortunately there were never ending caution flags and the event was stopped at one point because of engine fumes. But with some improvement I could imagine a winter race series held at indoor venues across the country.

That’s totally a lambo, bro!

Are you still alive?

“drift battle on deserted forest roads of Japan”

The video says it takes place in an abandoned Russian village, which fits the building with the minarets.

Pfft, nothing a little Bondo and duct tape can’t fix...

Be sure to keep $5K earmarked for an eventual clutch replacement and it will be easy peasy.

“Shame on you for posting gossip.”

I honestly couldn’t even laugh at this. I was too busy being angry at the amount of stupid:

What a petulant little baby Nico was. The fucking cameras are on you; can you at least PRETEND you don’t hate the world? It’s a little thing called professionalism. You’d think he made enough money to have some of it at times like this. I don’t see how acting the way he did is supposed to engender any sympathy from…