This is kinda like if Marty McFly got stuck in the 50's, and realized that he would now have to murder Chuck Berry.

“Ryan is convinced that if it had been a fight between two girls, things would’ve been different. He has this idea that since I’m a woman, if I were in the same situation, I could do whatever I wanted. I could pull out a knife and stab a guy, and I wouldn’t get in trouble.”

I look forward to this 2-hour reminder of how no one will ever be able to replace Robin Williams.

Glad to see that guys who worked on CGI for music video of Eiffel 65 I’m Blue are still employed!

“Could you describe the ruckus, sir?”

“Salad is the silent killer.”

The thing about “ending up in a database” is if the US government turns tyrannical (what 2A protects us from), they have the entire military arsenal and intelligence powers at their disposal.

If they want you, they already know where to find you. A database won’t give them much more of a leg up than nuclear weapons.…

Clear Phone 2020. Some say she’s flamboyant and maybe too transparent but I think it’s time we had a pink bell in the White House.

Matt Gaetz is right. I mean, HR 8 won’t do anything to help cure cancer either, so why even bother? And it won’t get us to Mars any sooner! And it doesn’t even bother to address the trade deficit with China!

Just look how this person was behaving. They definitely were asking for it.

I bet he’s not wearing a cup! He must WANT you to karate chop him in his junk!

What does Domino’s pizza pic app say?

Yesterday Stone(age) claimed he was broke and couldn’t afford to hire decent counsel. Then he’s in a salon getting his cone done. I like rich people’s version of “broke”. It’s like when I’m “starving” at 8pm because I haven’t eaten since lunch.

This is a study in contrasts.  Roger Stone, who looks Sloth from ‘The Goonies’, and Marlee Matlin who just looks more beautiful as the years go by.  I don’t know what her secret is (virgin blood?  Tears of her enemies?), but she needs to bottle it and sell it.  

I had an abortion at 15 weeks to remove my already dead fetus. Although it was simple and quick the process, quite frankly, sucked. It hurt, I felt sick and sore for a couple of days afterwards.

I was lucky enough to be believed by my mom when I told her my stepfather was molesting me and we left the next morning when he went to work. This poor girl, the betrayal of not having your own mother not believe you and put you in further harms way. I hope she gets the therapy and support she needs with trustworthy…

More ghost stories should end with the ghost being all “Oh, my name is Drew”. 

“baby’s”

Not sure I'm comfortable being on the same side as a guy who says people have "baby's" for tax reasons.