Huh, my takeaway from the story was that you should include women in your drinking groups, because they’re less likely than men to resort to violence to solve their disputes.

It’s a commentary on bloated educational spending, with little evidence based data supporting efficacy.

You cut off my SNAP benefits and my health insurance and I’m only bones now. But hey, you made America great again!

I think it makes sense. Of course she identifies with an educator who puts her students in danger and doesn’t actually teach them all that much.

NO. Betsy DeVos DOES NOT get to be Ms. Frizzle!!!!

I listen to Mantzoukas’s podcast How Did This Get Made as well as Comedy Bang Bang (you should too) and I am so glad he didn’t plug this role in either. When I saw the back of his head, I was almost sure it was Zouks, but I was still so happy to be proven right. A great show just got even better.

It’s never been adequately explained to me how a minor “isn’t mature enough to consent” to the abortion, but she IS somehow mature enough to raise a child on her own at 17.

The three judges who dissented were appointed by Republican presidents, the Washington Post reports.

“strong and constitutionally legitimate interests in promoting childbirth”

It’s during moments like these that we should take the time to remind everyone via social media, comment sections, emails, etc. that Donnie got FIVE, count ‘em - 5 DEFERMENTS to AVOID SERVING in Vietnam.

“So far, Nielsen says it can only measure streaming viewership on television, and not on mobile devices.” ah so it’s still useless.

He might, that’s a pretty distinctive hat.

It’s hilarious that she’s led such a sheltered and pampered life that she can’t even conjure up a believable lie about an afternoon of preteen quasi-defiance.

SPANISH IS THE LANGUAGE OF ALL THE RAPISTS AND DRUG DEALERS EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS

Hey all y’all who didn’t vote, here are the consequences of elections. Neil Gorsuch, implosion of one-sixth of the economy, pre-emptive war, indifference from DoJ to anyone not in power, and tax cuts for rich people are on the menu because of your inaction.

YES. THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just don’t join the Navy unless you were already planning on it.

There was just a special screening, record release, reunion and mini-concert in LA!