It makes me laugh that the lawyer you spoke to is called Rachel Green, because she didn’t qualify for an annulment.

Truly, with progress like this, feminism is no longer needed.

I totally cosign this theory and will subscribe to your newsletter.

And now I’m fantasizing about the tantrum of insecurity you just know Drumpf flew into after being compared unfavorably in the looks and age department to Chris Noth (which, OBVIOUSLY). Specific scene starts at 2:15.

I bet that old coot Sam tried out never did get his investment back.

look at that teeny tiny hand! I mean good grief, it really is comical.

slag was a tell also

Damn, my ability to use English gave the game away.

To quote Tim Whatley when he becomes a Jew on Seinfeld: “It’s our sense of humor that sustained us as a people for 3000 years.”

Ohh, you mean Kinja!

He’s my rep. I love Seth. Big things in store for him I hope

ZING!!

“No collusion. No collusion. You’re the collusion!”

This is the single greatest witch hunt of a politician in American history!

Anyone else see the top image and automatically think about Harry trying to teach Sally to say “pecan pie” in that funny voice?

I really liked Sam Bee’s Not WHCD program. Allison Janney is basically perfect and doesn’t age:

that Donald Trump... isn’t actually very good at negotiating?

I heart this segment so hard.