expect michelle’s to debut first, as barack is too busy leaking fbi memos and organizing town hall disruptions to sit down at the typewriter.

the Obamas will donate 1 million books in their name to the non-profit First Book, which works to give new books to children in need. They’ll also be donating a “significant portion” of their book deal money to charity.

Still wondering how “Jose Torres” thinks he would get into any white supremacist organization

“I’m so sorry that happened to you” as if it were a fucking act of god. I’m so glad these people are going to jail.

“I would never ...” = “I didn’t realize there would be consequences for my actions.” Which is why we are seeing an uptick in racist and anti-Semitic acts; people are getting the message that they can get away with it.

DeVos went on to express nostalgia for “nearly full employment of the antebellum plantation system.”

Exactly what Trump wants from us...

Toby is played by America in this version.

Still is declared valedictorian because the only other options were women.

Trump is like Michael Scott, just more clueless.

“Man who has never done his homework discovers he doesn’t know any answers on the test”

When W. is the voice of reason, things are quite fucked up.

Find yourself someone who looks at you like Lin Manuel Miranda looks at everybody.

We are all La La Land.

THIS. If I have to worry about a student bringing a gun into my classroom, then they sure as fuck should have the same concerns. Welcome to the world you’ve forced the rest of us to live in, fuckwads.

i don’t understand why you call yourself conservative—it doesn’t sound like any of your values are conservative at all.

No, feminism is about women’s equality to men socially, politically, economically, and humanly. If feminism succeeds and women become equal — or if we want to push for its success by acting in ways that treat women equally — then you would not be bringing this up as a subset of “feminism” and instead talk about…

....uh, my parents were the ones teaching me to “stay in school.” (Which was really “do well at school, trust us, you’ll love college”). My grandma taught me how to make blintzes and crochet. My grandpa taught me to cheat at poker.

I would actually argue that liberals are far more attuned to “family values” than conservatives, as they are the ones advocated for making families regardless of the gender or gender identity of the parents. Two dads, two moms, A mom and a dad that turned into two moms or two dads, parents that prefer first names so…