Needs more vuvuzela.

Ok, a few things. First, don't make any medical decisions based on a single study. It needs to be replicated. Second, if thyme oil is beneficial, the next step would be isolating the compound that was creating the benefit, conducting safety trials, and manufacturing a drug, as herbal drugs are very hard to give…

Not to always be the Cold Hard Science person, but:

I started doing this at work. Most of my meetings are on the phone. I would typically end up three or four minutes late because I would always try to get something done before a meeting. Now I join ten or fifteen minutes early and continue working until the meeting starts. Works great.

I like using a medieval or caligraphic font and heading the top of the list as "Quests for the Day" or something of that nature. Because sometimes - going to Walmart is daunting, fraught with danger (well somewhat) and finding that one small item in that huge box contained labyrinth is a quest. Laundry - that is a…

I agree with this sentiment of empowerment. But how does this stand with people who get crap handed out to them through no fault of their own? sometimes I like this statement. but try telling this to a starving child in a 3rd world country and see how far you get.

My wife's grandfather was, for a long time, the actor who played Ronald McDonald. His name was King Moody (no, not a stage name) and was also semi-famous for playing Shtarker. If that last name sounds familiar to wrestling fans... yes. The man who was the longest running portrayer of Ronald McDonald was the father…

The human race is the one you are looking for.

I'm having trouble believing that this isn't a spoof.
So many things wrong...I can't ......why?.....brain hurts....

HOLY BALLS SOMEONE WROTE THAT. Many people wrote that. A fucking quorum of marketing people sat down and all agreed that fun makes great things happen, because fun is goodness and goodness is fun.

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The ship in this video is the USS Kitty Hawk. Video was recorded in 2007-2008. She was my home for 4 years from 2003-2007. This was taken on the deployment after I left. I have enjoyed a few deployments with swells just as bad and worse. We had one deployment where one of the catwalks on the bow had to be replaced.…

"More nerve than an aching tooth", as one of my aunties would say.

There is a saying I once heard, "If you fall down and end up with your dick in the dirt don't get up and try and wipe it off one somebody else."

Honestly most of of the time I was insulted by their lack of effort.

Erin, I forever love you for this line in your article.

Great assessment. The tl;dr version—

USA! USA! USA!

"Honey, have you seen the kids?"