It looks like Nerds candy!

I'm laughing out loud- this is amazing.

We're not worthy! We're not worthy!

(Hey, Tony, I never told you this, but that girl I told you about, the one I said I really liked but who didn't like me back? We've been married for 12 years. We've got two kids. You were right.)

The "Navy Department!" They must really mean business.

A capital plan indeed!

Oh my word, you're RIGHT.

Uh oh. Good thing I blew up my floaties.

I have such a notebook fetish. Mmmm...notebooks...

This is so obvious now that I'm reading it, but I never thought to try this before. Thank you!

Comparing Joe Montana to Tom Brady? CONTEXT, PEOPLE, CONTEXT. Smh.

Fascinating, thanks for sharing!!

Gahh, she's so pretty!! SO PRETTY!!! Holy moly.

I hope your aunt doesn't mind if I file that one away for future use...

Or:

Hands down the best!