But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

also this is from the announcement:

No more Kitchenette?!?!

Goddamnitt. Millihelen’s the only place I’m not grey.

I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT BEHIND CLOSED OVENS

WHAT THE FLAMING FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY.

This is some class A bullshit. Millihelen has been my favourite part of Jez since its launch. Fuck this.

Everybody, and especially Jane Marie-

Folding Kitchenette is the 3rd dumbest thing Gawker has ever done.

Aw, Millihelen and The Slot have become my favorite sub-blogs.

Uh, so is this like, the last Millihelen? And how TF are we supposed to live without Erin Gloria Ryan? WTH is a Vocativ? Just ugh, you guys.

I’m guessing needles because I’m sure when he has been royally fucked up, he hasn’t been all, “Jeeves! Fetch me a fresh needle!”

It’s a great choice when you need a sandwich that tastes like nothing but iceberg lettuce and cheap mayo.

I have to carve out time to exercise, relatively hard, at least 5 days a week. I get maybe a 5 day grace period of sanity if I stop exercising, and then it all goes tits up.

In case you thought that everyone knows how to Chipotle, have a picture of President Obama not knowing how Chipotle works.

For what it is worth, this guy is a lawyer.

She was afraid of deep things, so she couldn’t partake in bowls.

Aaron Rodgers is a good football man.

Well it starts when your period is latte...

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