Cribbing tv show ideas from the British and then making more seasons of them is what makes America great and anyone who disagrees is a communist.

My favorite episodes are when they eat stuff because it seems so unnatural, like they’re from an entirely different planet, where they don’t eat food, and their mouths chew like they’re trying to approximate human behavior.

In 2011 and 2012, I emailed Jessica Coen, Dodai, and in desperation the general tips line, begging Jezebel to write about this case and Hera McLeod. I was trying any media outlet that we thought might help. Jezebel couldn’t have given a rat’s ass. I actually got a response from People Magazine and not Jezebel. The…

Seriously, he sounds like he’s running for junior high class president with the amount of ridiculous things he is promising. “I promise, if I win, homework will be optional, tests will be scored by a friend of your choosing, lunches will be catered by Per Se and school will only be three days per week.”

I actually trust each of them as an accurate review of the song it is paired with. Which one would you rather listen to?

I don’t have tearing problems, and I’m not sure why I had such an issue with getting mascara all over my face in a manner that suggested that I love Alive Cooper, but I did find something that worked for me. It was not a different mascara- it was highlighting powder. Before I apply any eye makeup, I put a small amount…

Never has a quiz spoken to me more.

Hi, Lauren! It’s really fun reading about your wedding-planning progress - I love hearing about real bride’s feelings as they try to plan their days. As a gown designer and the owner of an independent bridal salon, I have to jump in and defend inspiration shoots. We wedding pros know that shoots are often…

Man, if you need a bucket for your santorum, I salute you.

he doesn’t even GO HERE

I’m sure they would. I just don’t care enough to ask.

If you are here, please come hang out with me; I am so lonely.

This is the kind of reporting that you guys used to do that makes Deadspin unique, cutting edge, and different (“better”) from most mainstream media outlets. Good to see you getting back to it. Nice job.

That’s just the thing, isn’t it? He’s been able to skate past all these accusations of really heinous crimes (on top of other scandals related to his political and business dealings) without any serious repercussions for years and years, the way the rest of us might shrug off parking violations. It’s incredible and…

Not your circus, not your monkeys.

I had a complete panic meltdown the day before I was supposed to be induced. The only thing that calmed me was going to a local wine bar, propping my huge bloated body on a barstool, and having a glass of wine to calm my nerves. God bless NYC bartenders - he didn’t blink an eye. In fact, he offered me a refill! I…

Jumping in here to say that Millihelen doesn’t publish just one type of story for one type of person. We talk about makeup in an number of ways from a number of perspectives because there are a number of perspectives and a number of ways to use it. Sometimes you’ll be on the side of the author, sometimes you won’t. We…

Yeah, it’s like that “satire” Jez did on the maxi dress that no one thought was funny. I understand the angle but it’s not funny in theory nor in practice here. Not surprised to see Jia edited it. Madeleine’s makeup tutorials are funny, this isn’t.

/a girl with a pelvic tattoo walks into frame