Also, you can totally change your mind if the situation actually occurs. Its not like you’re signing a contract with your cousin and then the courts would be all, “Well, its in the will, so now you HAVE to take them.” You’d maybe look like a jerk for backing out of taking care of Joshua, Jazzmine, Jon with no H,…

Secrets and Wives.

I need to go steal my dolls back from my nieces and recreate Bitch Better Have My Money ASAP.

“I’ve been selling yogurt that makes you shit for six years”

“I’ve been selling yogurt that makes you shit for six years,” she said.

“I’ve been selling yogurt that makes you shit for six years,” she said.

The lord works in mysterious ways

My heart is broken I hate people I love dogs I love bonsai I hate breeders I have so many emotions rn.

“1/2”of a dog. All of my heart.

The Starbucks Trenta cup holds a bottle of wine. Just sayin’.

I learned this lesson from Rihanna and I’ve never looked back.

The tagline on his website is “Work until you no longer have to introduce yourself.” Apt, I’d say.

I wasn’t a fan of his aesthetic, but that’s a real shame. 57 is too young. I feel for his daughter.

Neither, apparently.

Imagine if you lost three children and one of the surviving ones grew up to be HITLER. That would suck.

I’m one and done. My line to busy bodies is “I already got a Colin Hanks, I’m not gonna risk having a Chet Haze.”

Of the people who I know well enough to know the whole story, half have only children on purpose and the other half had miscarriages or couldn’t get pregnant with another. Considering how many pregnancies end in miscarriage, you should never grill someone about their choice to have a certain number of children. It’s…