When pressed for solutions on how he’s going to fix his kicker problems, Arians responded brusquely, “We’re not going to yell and scream at him. We are going to support Matt and gently focus on converting extra points and field goals with him this week in practice. It’s Gay Conversion Therapy all next week.” *mic cuts…

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

Oh yes, nothing like sending a stern letter to a guy who has never had to suffer real consequences for his bullshit and is infamous for not being much a reader.

Sort of like the old joke about British Bobbies, “Stop! Or I’ll yell Stop, again!”

You import eye-rollingly OBVIOUS false equivalences into our comment section, Professor Bannon, adding to the surplus troll population, and we manage to be tolerant enough.

Basically. Like anyone gives a fuck about famous people in gangs (unless they too are fucking children).

You’re scared of brown kids and nobody cares.

The people in witness protection sure are hoping so... Could you imagine trying to find placement for someone like Tekashi? Where in the would would he be inconspicuous?!?

“This young Guerrero Jr. is a star in the making, and Canadians have adopted them as their own. I propose we find an appropriate way to honor him, and I have a few ideas.”

He will especially miss that money when he is out of the league in a couple of years.

My Brittle Pony

Make the head football coach responsible for their losses, he’s more likely to get promoted from his assistant position to take his place. Make the boys bball team have a worse record than they would otherwise, his girls team will look better by comparison, and he might get named boys head coach.

See? Two discernible…

We all slow down with age.  Sounds like he needs to get more exorcise!

Throwing a borderline illegal block before wiping out your own punt returner just before the punt hits you in the back is the kind of high motor hustle that gives the Jets war room a collective semi.

No better than third, by my calculus: Manu and Iggy, I would say, were more principal contributors to their teams. But those names obviously only serve to highlight how important Livingston truly was.

This kind of bad luck, it’s almost like they have bad juju somehow. Like they’re buried on ancient burial ruins, or they use a cursed word or something. Weird.

“Don’t feel bad for me!! This what I signed up! It wear and tears on your body over time! I’ve been doing this 15 years!! “

after hernia surgery I was given Oxycodone. I took one at work and I was nauseous as hell with head down on my desk not really sure where I was. I didn’t take another. After another rather minor procedure (cyst removal) I was given Percocet, and like a buddy who was also given it after a bike accident, didn’t even ask…

Oh well, Acuna matata.

“And by the end of the year, we’re all going to want to eat Bullets.”