Gotta say, escaping Cleveland only to be traded back seems like the kind of thing that would happen on a flat Earth.

Can I just point out that the Warriors are 3-1 in the last four trips to the Finals? I think LeBron needs to stay in Cleveland because it seems like history shows that the Cavs are about to win three in a row now.

I’m not saying Cleveland is going to come back and win but it used to be that when a team won their first two home games the talk was always, “They took care of businesses and defended their home court” and “The series doesn’t start until a road team wins a game.” I’m not sure if it’s the Twitterization of sports or…

Theres no controversy. Ive never heard the team called that in close to 50 years of watching the NBA.

Never stop doing this.

on the contrary, let us never cease to refer to this franchise as the ‘tics.

the ’Tics played smarter

“Drake needs to be careful here; coming at Perkins can ruin your life.”

Still beats the Little Drummer Boy— who the fuck thinks that the best gift for a newborn and his exhausted mother is an extended drum solo? Not to mention that the acoustics in a manger are for shit...

If the Thunder’s “big three” were the Three Wisemen, Melo is the fucker who showed up with a RadioShack gift card.

To the other 11 Cavs:

Hey look! Do you see that above you? It’s the joke going over your head.

I play the passing lanes to the detriment of team defense, and any team with ball movement worth a damn can get an open shot whenever they want, but I’m the MVP because my teammates help me pad rebound numbers.

He should have stuck with fencing.

I think you meant “Just ‘cause he sucks.”

Then why aren’t you keeping your mouth shut?

There is truly only one solution. Like a tree, you have to cut him in half and count the rings. This is how they figured out Greg Oden’s age.

As much as I’m loath to jump into this, lets be reasonable here there are some elements we need to unpack

Okay, now he’s ready to run for president.