This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

You’re probably one of those people who watches Star Wars and thinks the Empire is the bad guys. The Empire wanted peace, but the Rebels wanted anarchy. You tell me...what’s wrong with peace? There were a lot of good people on Death Star. Good, decent people. And let me tell you, there was a lot of violence on both…

I’ll take what Maxwell did for now. He was more respectful about how he did it compared to others. He is facing the flag, he is covering his heart. I’ll allow it for the time being.

You’ll allow it?

I always read The Nation for the crossword puzzle. When did it start publishing this lefty shit?

I am consistently amazed that you hapless chucklefucks make these asinine proclamations as though you expect anyone anywhere to care what you want to read or whether or not you’re going to keep doing it. Two quick questions, snowflake:

This is the classic trump supporter defense, accusing the media of bashing trump when in reality all the media did was print or show video of things trump said. The coverage is only negative because the things he says are dumb, offensive, or in most cases both.

As they say on Jez, no one cares about your boner.

You are such a little bitch. Jesus Christ. The amount of white privilege that just pours out of your comment is astounding. And the way you start it off as a ‘woe is me’...you had anxiety and depression? What about the millions of immigrants who have no fucking idea what’s going to happen next. Or the family…

So you’re like Jimmy Kimmel: a silly person confronted with the uncomfortable reality that you can’t be silly right now. Except you’re not stepping up like he is, you’re crying like a baby about how you miss the silly times. Grow the fuck up.

You asked a question, rhetorically, about yourself, then immediately answered it with “I don’t remember”, then actually answered it. And that wasn’t even the worst crime against critical thinking. An article about how the President of the United States using his position of power to advocate for terminating the…

Scroll past the stories that hurt your fee fees.

I totally hear you, Dunzi84. I feel like between all of the talk of football, playing so many rounds of golf, rounding up immigrants, and condoning white supremacy, President Trump spends more time on good ol’ American sports than Deadspin these days.

Then leave if you’re incapable of not clicking and reading everything. No one really cares.

Your citation is three years old.

“I just want to read about sports, not bullshit world affairs and political nonsense.”

Shouldn’t the 49ers’ stadium be full every game now that Kaepernick is off the team?

Oh PLEASE, assholes. PLEASE leave when someone kneels for the anthem. Games will be so much better without you.

I would love...LOVE for that happen. An owner comes out of the box, tells a player to leave, the rest of the team flips the owner the bird and walks out with the player. The owner then demands the equipment staff take the field and it’s like that scene in the Waterboy.

“The reason I bring all this up,” Pitino says, “is those girls were hot enough to melt steel beams! Hooah!”