Those aren’t guns, but natural extensions of Chuck Norris’ arms.

Novak must have forgotten to take his steroids this week

WHOOOOOOOOOSH.

Maybe you shouldn't be here...

He might not get traded.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

Based on his upbeat response to this terrible accident it would be a great story if Imhof can work hard and continue his career, but I’m afraid he’s going to lose focus.

What do the rules say about those fucking disgusting Mariners uniforms. Holy shit.

I was with you until “[w]hich, of course, turns into shitty basketball more times than not,” because no. They went 73-9 and were tied with like 2 minutes left in Game 7 of the NBA finals. Let’s re-calibrate our takes a bit.

Said this on another thread but it got buried, so I’ll mention it one last time and shut up. The best regular season teams in the 4 major sports (‘96 Red Wings, ‘01 Mariners [Modern era. Sorry dead ball Cubs], ‘07 Patriots, ‘16 Warriors) all choked in the playoffs.

It was so enjoyable to see Lebron sending Steph’s cute layup attempts into the third row.

It really is remarkable how quickly the Warriors’ style of play went from exciting to downright annoying. I used to think their fact-paced, shoot-from-anywhere style was kickass and refreshing, but eventually I realized that when things aren’t going their way, they play like a crappy college team that only has a…

Adams: I’m going to just relax my body because there’s no fucking way Draymond is going to kick me in the nuts agai...💀🎶hello darkness, my old friend....🎶

I know it’s a difficult decision, but I’ve given it a lot of thought, and I’ve decided to enter my name into consideration for coach of the Rockets.

This article is a little bit of a stretch.

Agree. His mom has probably forgotten more about basketball than we’ll ever know.

This is quite the nadir for Summit.

It’s a shame they didn’t have those field mics that give you crystal clear audio of the action. Then we might have finally known if Prince knew what he was talking about.

Was it called fowl?

Something tells me him being the face of the company leaves a irreversible stain on them.