Wait.

yes, that’s why i won’t see her.

“The reveal was just for us.” 

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that Jon Snow gets involved.

Seriously, he got a bunch of people and a dragon killed with his stupid “grab a walker” not-a-plan. Then he blew the truce with Cersie with his big mouth. And then the dragon he gave to the Night King a dragon took down the wall, and…

Rewatching the ep now: Jorah’s look when Dany says she will sail with Jon: “Shit, I lost her to another one. Fucking pretty boy.”

James Cameron hasn’t been on nodding terms with reality since Titanic

Re: Giant dragon-killing magic ice javelins.

12 grandkids, “whopping”? Not even close, that piddling amount. I have 35ish first cousins (lost track of some over the years). I think my grandma finally faked getting senile just for a rest.

Me, in response to this headline:

“You are literally the person in the photo.”

Triumph of the At-Will

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Does Barbara Streisand have a choreographer? Does Cleopatra have a choreographer? Does Sirius the brightest star in the sky have a choreographer?

The only thing I disagree with is that white (walker) are supremacists. White walkers are Latinos in this scenario. They are walking over the wall (shit I did not even need to make up a metaphor for the wall - apples to apples comparison. Coincidence? I don’t think so!) kill us all, eat our flash, destroy the world as…

This, sadly, is so typical of mansplaining a woman’s actions and motivations. While I concur that Daenarys has some problematic white savior aspects, to claim that she has done and could do nothing without her name and her dragons is to ignore the following: (1) the assaults and injustices the character has endured…

Right? And he did a pretty good job with Treme too.

Riz Ahmed is the only person in this video I both recognize and find appealing. I don’t know if that makes me an old or a square or both.

“If senator TubbyDucks would like to resolve this matter, he’s free to cash me ousside.”

I don’t get why everyone is convinced it’s a stunt. He’s trying to be James Bond by dating an American pop star? Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively (who are a genuine married couple) decided to spend the Fourth of July with a fake couple doing a publicity stunt? Who is this guy’s publicist, Salvador Dali?

You know what that means...