They are going to have to invest in a second camera at this rate.

I have consumed every Fyre Festival form of media possible, so I have to wonder: why the bloody mattresses? There were mountains of mattresses that were soggy but blood free all over the island. Where did the bloody ones even come from?! The lack of A/C is no surprise given everything else, and it means they didn’t do…

Au revoir, Felicia.

Christian Slater served his mid-90s jail time at the jail that was basically on my college campus. There was a little half wall that separated the police car parking lot and the girls dorm parking. We’d see him out there washing cars all the time. And because I went to college the year after True Romance (an amazingly…

Went to see The Brothers Bloom because it had Adrian Brody AND Mark Ruffalo in it and it ended up becoming my all time favorite movie ever. Go see it. It’s not available anywhere, but go see it.

“So glad these two are getting more movies. They need the money,” said blue-collar champion, Chris Pratt, probably.

In the vast field of dumb rom coms, it’s in my top ten. Number one is the Decoy Bride. If it’s a movie set in a green rocky place with a good-looking man I can’t resist.

Bret sits at his IBM PC Jr., furiously typing. He smiles to himself and then giggles. “Honey,” he yells. “Honey!”

Well comey can eat shit and die.

Thanks for the insightful hot take!

Barack just wanna sit under his own vine and fig tree, a moment alone in the shade, at home in this nation he’s made, one last time.

Trump said today that no Democrats were going to vote for AHCA: “it’s very hard when you need almost 100 percent of the votes and we have no votes, zero, from the Democrats. It’s unheard of.” So that’s why it had to be pulled.

She’s the best reality competition host existing on this side of the Atlantic.

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

My microwave has extensive video documentation of my love of Kraft macaroni and cheese and Hot Pockets, and has sent me a message threatening to turn over the information to my employer who will now require me to undergo genetic testing for the propensity towards obesity. Based on the results, my health insurance…

Well, what if I had written, “non-creepily” instead of “respectfully.” It really is harder than you think. And I think most men would love it if we could be more attractive through an annoying, time consuming, expensive manner.

So, he flirted with women and had some consensual sex with a few? I don’t feel outrage. Should I feel outrage?

Friar James Martin is a good guy. I follow him on Facebook and he is not shy about calling out so-called “Christians” who oppose allowing refugees into the country and generally live unkind, hypocritical lives.

Mr. Aggressive didn’t give anyone else a chance to do the job - much less a producer who had come on stage, Jimmy who had come on stage, or the last speaker..?