America to Philly: Stop turning dumpsters into cities.

Nobody sleeps that deep. That boy dead.

I have a feeling he’ll find a way to overcome this relatively small obstacle in his path.

I am really happy. I am even happy that it is Hillary. Whenever somebody points out the clintons are cynical, “The clintons are always calculating.” I always think that the person doing the pointing out is the most cynical of all.

Mr. Robot is sooo good and Rami is excellent in it. I tell pretty much everyone I know to watch.

DID NOT READ POST. TOO OUTRAGED. THIS GUY DOES NOT HAVE THE SMOLDERING OF OSCAR ISAAC.

I’m bummed that they didn’t put too much effort with the decor. They could have at least printed up the signs for the mugshot booth, maybe take the plastic handcuffs out of the plastic....serve cupcakes with files sticking out or serve drinks out of tin cups....something?

Well , I left new York. , at the time I had enough I hated it. When I left I felt good, clean air, quiet, big house. But after a while you do start to miss it. I think it’s like a war veteran looking back and missing the action, the brothership only human suffering can create. To tell the truth I just miss shit poppin…

What’s a “New York?”

hot tip: if you want us to read your “leaving new york” thought piece you should include your soon-to-be-vacated apartment’s address, broker’s name and lease end date. also please indicate whether the building is wired for fios.

Are you asking if I would crap my pants if I was her? No because she does public speaking for a living.

Are you asking if I would Nazi salute like her? No, because I know how to wave without looking like I’m mentally thinking Heil Hitler

I notice the Katie Holmes breakup comes suspiciously hot on the heels of Josh Jackson’s separation announcement.........hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........

Until they mentioned Cleveland by name, I assumed this was a joke by someone in San Diego.

I really don’t know how to feel about this. On the one hand there are a bunch of actors I like in it, it’s gotten a bunch of good reviews and I like the creative team. On the other hand, none of them have penises.

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obviously they mean that they are good for baking but useless on toast unless you add something else to the mix

And as a resident, I can tell you that Rhode Island is neither a road nor an island. Discuss.

Yes they fucking do. This is glorious and I for one am so grateful. I don’t play Pokemon and the movies so far this summer have been shit. This drama is the most entertaining, popcorn worthy, send your girlfriends emails with “LOL” in the subject line shit that’s going on right now.

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

If there’s one thing James Cameron knows, it’s a sinking ship.