Does he really think the people having emergencies in the emergency room give even half a shit about some random white guy who looks like every other white guy on this planet?

Have you seen Amanda’s husband? I’d rather fuck a jug.

it goes without saying that I condemn any and all forms of violence, including the personal harassment of individuals. But

“it goes without saying that I condemn any and all forms of violence, including the personal harassment of individuals.”

“Who are you talking to?” and older woman’s voice shouted worriedly from the background.

Bernie voters = college students who want their grade changed because they didn’t read the syllabus, or because they thought they did better, or they worked really hard and deserved a better grade, or because their GPA is important, dammit, and how dare you screw this up?

You had to figure something was up when Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t date her.

That Margot Robbie was a 23-year-old actress in 2008 and a 25-year-old actress in 2016 could mean one of two things: either she’s only aged two years since the first Sex and the City movie entered theaters, or she’s 30 years old, soon 31.

I don’t think people understand how important and unusual it is for this particular woman to be cast as anyone’s love interest. I have never seen a woman as dark as Lupita cast this way, and I am HERE FOR IT. She can be the love interest and be talented and fierce in so many ways. Just to watch her on the screen being…

This might be #basic but I am in love with my Dagne Dover. I have the mini tote, which is actually much bigger than its name suggests. It is the perfect size for my essentials, a lunch, and some documents to bring to court. (They also have two sizes that are even bigger than the mini if you need to carry more, like…

Very with the times (Costco, so in right now!), durable, and insulated to keep your 5 lb. bag of individually wrapped salmon fillets frozen for a couple hours!