No you are not a dummy, you are clearly smartee than this author and most of the commentors and actually understand satire

This reeeeeeeks of a Harvey special grab for press. There is a great article over on vulture about the infamy of this script / film’s many false starts and failure to get a release. I would be shocked if anyone actually ever sees it!

Yeah man 70s show AND family guy. Think about it, an episode of each is playing on a cable channel somwhere at All Times. She’s literally getting paid 24/7 before you even take into account her recent work and Ad contracts

Mmm or the residuals from the two top syndicated TV shows of the past 20 years

Haahahaha I had no idea that cockfighting was how you farmed chickens for meat!

THIS IS NOT TEA! I need the full story goddamn it!

Ok. So I have to say( in reference to the NY times column) he DEFINITELY took her to Alidoro. Like, I would put money on it. And OF COURSE she was confused. Every sandwich has a random name, but is only marginally different than the one before it so really you are not looking at a ton of choices. Also it’s cash only.…

I’ll help you. The dude is not secretly saying IE shouldn’t play Bond because he is black. He’s very clearly saying he is too old, too well know and too expensive to start a franchise.

What? Why? She’s her daughter....

Wait does she say Director’s or casting Director’? Pretty big diff !

omfg really?

Better than burn after reading??

And how did she get so far away from the camp that it seems to be taking days to get back?

Oh they 100% go there. Its so in your face that its supposed to be Trump that its almost embarassing. Im not sure the directly QUITE has a handle on the nuance of the text....

The original and the last man standing

Are we the same person??

There is NOTHING sad about SRK

Can we start a side thread confirming that Chris Pine is in fact the best white Chris?

Counterpoint, an old white dude is the perfect modern form for the God of War to take.

Counter counter point. Its not just a word your “argument” is bullshit and just DONT FUCKING SAY THE WORD ITS NOT THAT PAINFUL TO JUST NOT SAY IT MY GOD