Ubese armor!

She’s also had ECT treatment (electro-convulsive therapy) to get her out of her deep, deep depressions. Carrie is brilliant and witty and one of the best script doctors in Hollywood, but she’s had it tough with the addiction issues and bipolar disorder. Which I’m pretty sure she got straight from her father, Eddie…

Plus I imagine being married to Paul Simon would make anyone take up the bottle...

Girlfriend has been through a LOT. Most of her alcohol and drug problems were fueled, I believe, by years of having undiagnosed Bipolar disorder. And of course even before that, her childhood was marred by all the mess with her dad and Liz Taylor. THEN, going back to her adulthood, I think her husband who she had her…

You make a good point. She is most definitely flawed, and I agree she allowed her father’s foibles to influence her to an unhealthy degree. But, as a fellow deeply flawed and complex individual, I am forever indebted to her. As a little girl in the 70s in possession of every single Leia action figure, she inspired me…

Carrie Fisher is a god damned boss and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

WWJD?

Paul Martin came to our school once. It was exactly as exciting as you imagine it was.

I’m one of those “good” white people who unintentionally offends more often than I’d like because of my ignorance, so I spend a lot of time thinking about what spaces and places are whose - and why - in order to get a better understanding of the world. When I began doing this about 10 years ago (college), the first…

i went to catholic school

they should bring back Darrell Hammond

I’ll never forget the ex-boyfriend who excitedly told me he’d seen an instructional video on the internet where someone had trained away their gag reflex and thought it could work for me. He then proceeded to show me a clip of a woman hooked up to a machine that operated thusly: the more she deep-throated a dildo, the…

This is me. I am 28.

Huh. And some men use females as punching bags. Whaddaya gonna do?

Hey, Brenda:

Nah I can keep up on spf 50 and I’m still going to get darker. Olive skinned people just tan easy.

My wife’s best friend ordered a cake from a little old lady who ran a cake business out of her house. We used her for our wedding. Best cake ever, she would makethe cake the morning of the wedding. So, we are at the reception waiting on cake. No cake. We call the cashed lady. No answer. Finally we send a family…

relish those seasons because they fuck up her character.

Hey, if you were the boss of the company and you hated your co-worker but couldn’t out and out fire them, wouldn’t you make sure that you could skip working together? You are telling me you wouldn’t do that?