When I got my first period when I was 10, my mom yelled at me, and I didn't know what it was.

Edit I posted a pic of it but its too big. I will repost when I can make my giant head smaller.

I'm all about Buxom's Blackmail right now:

Well rock on then, Amanda!

You're awesome at this game.

Well this is my favourite thing of today.

Sigourney Weaver wasn't available?

Atticus Finch to gently guide me in a moral direction, and perform important legal work.

I have a soft spot for when her and Amy do Bronx Beat. The one where they discuss pool noodles, but neither knows what the other one is actually saying, brings me to tears every.single.time.

But Alicia never filed for divorce, she just moved him out. And it was awesome.

Can we lock him in a basement, assault, punch, and starve him? I know we can't, and that this is not how law works and isn't how society works, and that violence does not help, but there is something satisfying in the whole 'eye-for-an-eye' thing.

You and me both Jenna, you and me both.

I thought they were saying 'Hummus', which is now my future dog's name.

I thought, "Wow! Her hair grew back really quick!" Then I realized I was thinking of Charlize Theron. I always make them into one hybrid beautiful lady in my mind.

I am obsessed with that lipstick shade. I want a wearable version for work (I'm a kindergarten teacher, so I feel silly wearing too much). I'm thinking Black Honey? But it seems more violet, where Black Honey pulls more raspberry on me. Any advice, friends?

I was thinking of the other George Michael, the Wham kind. But now they especially missed out.

I feel like this is how everyone keeps trying to get me to date my older bro's best friend. Because were both decent looking, single, friendly people, therefore why don't we just date? Nevermind that there is no chemistry, he's a great guy!

This does not pertain to the topic at all, but I've never noticed the gold band with the white golf engagement ring. I don't think I like?

I've never read Flowers in the Attic. What the fuck is this guy's deal?

Anyone ever wear a bikini with a bit of metal decoration on it, laid out on a hot sunny day, then rolled over and had the scorching hot metal press against and brand your skin? Cause I had a pretty solid decorative scar between my boobs for a while.