I can't seem to keep a pair of jeans longer than a year or two. American Eagle and Levis are the only ones that seem to my awkward shape, but I always seem to wear out the inner thighs. I try to patch them from the inside but it only holds up a few washes.

I was at this event!!! The general tone (in my opinion) is right now she is leaning towards no. She didn't say no, but she wasn't exactly being winky coy either. The impression I got was "Probably not."

Fun cancelled. Go home.

This podium is really quite something.

Try reading 'The Secretary' by Kim Ghattas. She is a member of the travelling press core that travelled with the State Department. You're quite misinformed.

God hopefully they're rescues from the puppy mills.

I have long wavy, but easy to straighten hair with decent body. Since I tend to just wear it long, getting a decent cut easy-peasy. I found when I had it short, I could never seem to get what I wanted. It was always this weird double layered bob (I tried several stylists in the shopping mall stylist range). The top…

Amy, you pretended to have a miscarriage for me. You remain crucial to my policy team.

When I was growing my bangs out, Bumble and Bumble Sumo was a miracle. It's like a matte pomade that disappears into your hair but gives pretty decent control. You can kind of wax them together to and push them off to the side without it looking super greasy.

That picture of Chelsea and Bill is amazing, especially because Chelsea has the exact same face she did when she was a baby. It is as if someone photoshopped her current face onto a baby.

I read that in Darrell Hammond's SNL impression of Donald Trump.

That was some seriously impressive investigative work. Kudos to the Cops, FBI, etc! Now go get your drink on! From your pals in Canada.

I ship it.

I am a teacher, and within my province, there is an 'ethics of care' that must be adhered to in order to continue to be certified to teach legally within the province. It's sort of like a code of conduct, that says student care must come first. Even if I wasn't fired by my board, if I said something like this…

Well either way, can we just fire her?

My cat sounded like that when she saw another cat out the window for the first time in her young life. She freaked the fuck out.

He looked to his handler guy, and that guy shook his head. Then he giggled, patted me on the head, and walked away without answering.

I always thought one of Snap, Crackle, and Pop was. The blonde one? Obviously I was incorrect.

I forgot to mention that he followed up by legit giggling, and then patting me on the head.

The only thing close to a celebrity I've ever encountered was at a Grape and Wine Festival, where I met Stephane Dion. They were walking around with a film crew, taping him interacting with voters. He was the leader of the Canadian Liberal Party, and there was an upcoming election where he was running against Prime…