I’m disappointed that Rosie is telling people to be nice to Ivanka. Yes, it is shitty to be Disgusting Daddy’s favorite, I’m sure. He gives off definite psychological incest vibes, and I hope he never acted on his interests. However, Ivanka is a married, adult woman who was handed a shitload of money and power and is…

If it weren’t so fucking horrifying, this shit would be hilarious..

This is nothing short of horrifying. CBS needs to fucking stop.

I obviously haven’t seen the show, but how does a regular ol sitcom espouse conservative values? What were the plotlines? A daughter gets pregnant because she’s only ever had abstinance only education and Tim Allen forces her to carry it to term but doesn’t contribute to the upbringing of the child?

From the linked article: “Cheryl chose the name Bear Payne (apparently Liam also confirmed to fans that his middle name is Grey) because it’s a name you don’t forget when you leave the room.”

There was an earlier moment in the Cruz/Yates exchange that really pissed me off and makes Yates’ response so much more delicious. Cruz asks Yates if she was familiar with 8 U.S.C. 1182 and she says “not at the top of my head, no.”

She utterly destroyed Ted Cruz, which was satisfying to watch. Evidently Harvard Law and Princeton can’t teach their students common sense.

She kicked Cruz’s ass when he tried to do the classic Republican deflect onto “But Hillary’s emails!” and schooled him on the Constitution. Then he slunk away in shame.

Oh, I don’t think he’ll need much badgering. But Plotz is gonna be LIT! And you know Bazelon is going to use “incredulous” and “petulant” and maybe raise her voice a little.

You think the president knows what podcasts are. lolz

“I don’t stand by anything.“

“You have a Stupid airline SLUT!!!!appearance.”

Respectfully,

The thought of someone raping Little Miss Sunshine is giving me the worst cross of murderous rage and horrific sadness. Take care sweet Abagail.

What Kendall is doing is surprisingly savage.

Still, [Kylie] says, “It’s really hard to support a relationship that’s really unhealthy...”

Normally I’d have something pithy to say about Amber/Elon, but after everything she endured with Johnny Depp, I just hope this relationship is good for her.

How dare you besmirch this bald rodent’s dignity by implying it would go near slime like Chaffetz.

Yeah I’m thinking that ‘five facts about my awesome wife’ tweet is a pretty big tell. She must be PISSED.

Maybe he finally looked his daughter in the eye, only to be overwhelmed by existential despair when he saw how ashamed she was of him.