@archaeo_girl: "Squirrel chasing a nut"? That's adorable!!

Am I the only person that honestly doesn't mind seeing men in speedos? Maybe it's cause I'm Aussie and usually if a guy is wearing speedos here, he's really damned fit and it's a treat to see guys like that walking down the beach. Everyone else tends to wear board-shorts. What you guys seem to call Bermuda Shorts,…

@Dodgergirl: Does that mean one can eat food off his chest and ride the lower half like a pony?

@haguenite: Precisely. I think such an answer is useful for many of the strange things he does.

@SevenNationArmy hates summer: If I explain the joke, it won't be funny anymore.

I'm sad that he's gone. I never believed him when he said he didn't touch those kids, though. I don't know what to think about it all.

@haguenite: Because he's Johnny Fucking Depp! The ones in his pocket look blue. It's for after he partakes of the whacky weedus, I'm guessing.

Ahah! I'm so glad I prefer to wait for men to approach me! I am automatically immune to this douchebag's techniques!

@labyrinthine IS DOING THIS: Chances are good. It's all in he briefcase. With the horse tranquilisers.

@MarySunshine: Oh my GOD, he's like that douchebag uncle from Napoleon Dynamite that films himself throwing a football! LOL!

@birminghamdrunk: Damn it, he found us out. Who am I going to beat with my uterus now?

@margott3nenbaum: This has made me want to be a lesbian.

Great. Now I need new panties.

BETTY WHITE!

@tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: What shits me is that when I go to buy food, I am missing out on all the naughty things I'd like to enjoy. Like dairy, meat, sugar. I know it's better for them to make allergen-free food for everyone, but hot damn, sometimes I just want food with something "bad" in it. …

You might want to check out Moira Rogers work. The women get to thoroughly enjoy the rough scary paranormal elements and aren't just outside observers or face a quandry of 'submitting'. This doesn't mean they don't relinquish control in the bedroom, mind. Seriously - Moira Rogers is some good shit.

@Asmo: I don't need to see her die to know the tragedy of it. I'm triggered enough with my PTSD without watching a woman die. I resent the belief that not watching it means I'm sticking my head in the sand or that I'm being ignorant. I care too much to see it.

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: It is indeed an odd day.

@electrogeek77: Being a martyr requires that somebody likes him in the first place.

@NefariousNewt: Ask those who died at Lexington and Concord.