@Samanthrax is Sarcastic: I can't watch it. I'm already in shock at seeing the photo of her lifeless bloody face. I had to go to bed and it triggered my PTSD. The only thing that made me feel better was Animal Crossing, hugging my Mum and watching The Golden Girls.

Dude. That Edward Cullen doll looks like Balki from Perfect Strangers.

@Diziet_Sma: Absolutely. I love clothes. I love shoes, I love accessories and combining colours and styles. I hate the fashion industry, however. It's all labels and elitism. Fuck that shit.

Oh, silly people can be size zero if they want. I remember there was an Australia's Next Top Model audition across the street from where I live. Girls were lined up in front of my house. I sat on my front veranda and ate cake and pizza. I ate the SHIT OUT OF IT, YO.

@lavenderstain: You have a lot to be proud of. I'm praying and wearing green as I can.

Dude - the scans are terrible. I can't read what the articles say. What's with the fuzzy jpgs?

Khaki, schmaki. That's beige. If I want to be seen in that colour, I'll go naked, thanks.

Want to take that poor girl away from the heat, share a tub of icecream and watch some good DVDs with her!

Fucker, please. He's lucky he didn't get a uterus like mine. I'm out for three days and I go through a ridiculous amount of pads. I can't use tampons cause my vagina chews on them like jerky and triggers horrible cramps upstairs. Fuck that hurts.

Oh man. I went after a week once. Wasn't pretty. I'm on opiate painkillers for a chronic condition. I was screaming. It was like that episode of South Park where Randy has the giant shits. God DAMN.

Good Lord, I have more body hair than him at the moment!

Hmm, so having a long night in with my vibrator is eating a whole bar of chocolate to myself? I don't feel sick afterwards... I'm not seeing the downside.

@Acquanetta: I'm sure the pool boys and the door men helped him cope with the whole 'dog-lover' charade. Poor guy. All he wanted was to love a cat in peace.

@Elaken: I just gotta say, don't put up with that kind of thing. Dehumanising you by calling you a dog is not on.

@Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred): It's just a fact - cats are good for everything!

@Your Screenplay Sucks: Tee-hee! Hearted!

You will have to tear my ridiculous platform shoes from my cold dead hands.

@meritxell: It's the beautiful skin, the shiny dark hair, the great bone structure and the big brown eyes that does it. It's not just restricted to the women - Freddie Mercury was Iranian/Persian. *sigh* Very gorgeous!

So true, so true.

@misspell: Which is fuckin' AWESOME!