@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I swear, Valium has been the best hit I've ever had from my doctor. I was wandering around the kitchen, cradling my head, looking at my hands intermittently and slurring at my mother, "Will this last forEVER?!" If only it didn't make me shit dicks with…

@ZooITGuy: I thought she was the hottest too. I think that she had important things to say about porn, but it doesn't mean she thinks all porn is bad. I'm the same way. There's a lot of things I hate about the porn industry, but a lot of things I love about porn itself.

@roslyn taber: I loved that his "O" face looked like someone just told him they'd run over his dog. He was SO damned adorable!

@morethanrain: You just gotta make sure that you give kids the opportunity to be smart like that. My Mum surrounded me with books and I loved watching documentaries during the day instead of cartoons. But I've got a slight learning disability (dyscalculia) so I'm no genius. I draw pretty pictures instead.

@DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton, I presume: A lot of things weren't cool in the 80s that actually really were. I wear peasant skirts around my hips, not as a dress. But I listen to Kate Bush, what do I know?

The worst thing about this situation is that I'm finding myself on Sarah Palin's side. Damn you, Letterman!

@la.donna.pietra: Clearly they're also hardwired to get excited by chariots. And horses. And before that, shoes. Uhm... shoes.

Am I the only person that wasn't a complete asshole at 23/24? I probably wasn't aware of some of my privileges but I didn't say the stupid shit this woman does.

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Women writing books for women unite! *fist-punch* I too would love to read your story! I wonder how many Jezzie writers there are?

@itsonreserve: Honestly? As a full time woman artist, I get told I'm a loser all the time. No money, no fame, just plugging away at my work with a small community of wonderful people supporting me. To me that sounds like heaven but to other more material-minded folk I can see how it would seem like a horrible…

I kiss my cat on the muzzle, and if she's sleeping on her back, her paw pads. But I know it's my mouth that has the worse bacteria out of the both of us, so she should be getting grossed out by *me*. Seriously. Humans are filthy.

I kiss my cat on the muzzle, and if she's sleeping on her back, her paw pads. But I know it's my mouth that has the worse bacteria out of the both of us, so she should be getting grossed out by *me*. Seriously. Humans are filthy.

I kiss my cat on the muzzle, and if she's sleeping on her back, her paw pads. But I know it's my mouth that has the worse bacteria out of the both of us, so she should be getting grossed out by *me*. Seriously. Humans are filthy.

@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: My Dad's German and he loves Hitler jokes. Usually the jokes are making fun of Hitler, though, making him seem pathetic or ridiculous in some way. Which is a cathartic joke for people to make, particularly those like Mel Brooks who have good reason to be scarred by it all. …

@Dallifornia: I read it as a gay man in jail and was like "They don't give criminals internet access, do they?!"

@karmasutra: This isn't faith. Faith is about love and growth. That sign is pure hate. :(

@Easybreezy: <3 for that one! LOL!

That cat is so ridiculously cute. Lookit'is pink nose! Lookitit!! D'AWWW! Belly schnorgle time!!

@WashingMyHair: It's pretty awesome for women though, behaviourally. So I read. But someone up-thread had a Mum sick with it so maybe I read wrong.

@CerebralMagpie: It's incredibly hard to control where a cat poops. That said, I have solved most of my cat control problems by making my latest kitty indoor-only. I can't retroactively make the others indoor-only as they have established their territories and have a psychological meltdown if they can't defend them,…