@JerseyGrrrl: Oh, if I could go vege I would. But I have to eat red meat AND take super intense iron tablets just to keep my iron at the minimum normal capacity. I have horrible anaemia.

@Lymed: Excellent! I'll probably need it sooner or later, being a developing old queer feminist cat lady.

@BeckySharper: I'M A CLASSY LADY. DO YOU KNOW WHO I HAD LUNCH WITH TODAY? ERIC CLAPTON, DARLING!

@Wibbles: He did that *before* she called him an arrogant narcissist! He did it because she didn't play along with his come ons on tv ("What turns you on?") and tried to run a professional interview. He then started ragging on the mole on her top lip.

@AthertonMerriweather: Can I talk about my epic bowel movements? Cause they are epic.

@greengrey (is not a star!): They keep singing songs about a guy with purple hair and following a whiny pink-haired woman about and moaning about blind orphans.

I can have really terrifying dreams, very vivid. The silver lining is that I can also have absolutely delicous dream. I have a running tally of hot people that I've snogged in my dreams - actors, models, personalities and stuff. My favourite ones are the Doctor dreams. I love going on big long adventures with the…

Oh God, I know how the poor girl feels. Her crying is the sound of my heart. I wish I could hug her too.

That soldier doesn't look real. His face is right out of comic books. I didn't think there were men that actually looked like that in the world. I thought it was a lofty dream, sketched out by nerds in the dawn of comics. Good Lord!

I wish I could hug Ebony. :(

@gherkinfiend: Dude. So true. :(

@Jello Mix: Wow. Add being a boat captain and you'd be Jamie Hyneman. What I'd give for your health!

@sara-without-an-h: It's never too late to take the plunge! My Mum's a worry-wart, but my Dad, in his early twenties, went on a pan-Middle East trip on a motorbike. He was a wanderer, and he understood when I needed to go on an international trip on my own. Now that I look back on it, it was insanely dangerous of…

Good Lord. I am lucky with my track record of boyfriends. I said my period was late with my boyfriend at a party (who was admittedly high on ecstasy) and he grabbed my tummy, grinned wildly and said, "ARE WE HAVING A BABY?!"

Great. Now I'm hungry for sauerkraut.

@FrancisElla: Nothing like hot buttery sauerkraut on a cold winter night. With ham or bacon. And apple! Oh DAMN I need me some sauerkraut!

Oh, I want one! That'd be hilarious powering down the street@ I am going to make this a reality... some way, some how. My brother is in Japan and he left his Hornet remote control cars behind... muwahahahaha!

Huge Xena fan here. Katherine Fugate's episodes of Xena STANK ON ICE. She never got what the show was about, ever. I am so not surprised to see that this script is boring and predictable. Woman can't write something fresh to save her life.

This is so horrible. My heart goes out to his family. Talk about not practicing what you preach. *sigh*

What does he want, a fucking trophy?