I would look so ridiculous as a redhead. I'm happy with my slightly-auburn brown locks. My skintone wouldn't go with anything else.

What a wonderful woman.

@BeccaSaurus Rex: If they'd done Pride and Prejudice with the same weight and sensitivity, I'd be behind you. But it's run-of-the-mill ham-fisted comic art where the girls look like porn queens. No English roses in sight!! Ugh. Makes me want to rip things.

No fucker is getting between me and the gorgeous blue beaches here. I don't care if I look like a walrus (and I most certainly don't!). Hairy legs, shaved legs, fat belly, flat belly - doesn't matter. If I'm not repeatedly getting sand and salt up my nose in the summer months, I'm not living!

@ragincajun67: I hate to joke too, but I got sympathy for her. We both have sympathy, and it makes a big frickin' difference.

This just reminds me that my period hasn't started yet. Fuck it all.

Cry moar, Seth.

What fucking bullshit. People who defend jerks like that have no soul, I don't care if its their job.

I've lost my Xena cat for three years now. I still miss her. I think my brain would break and my heart would explode if I found her again. Sadly - no chip. But at least I've chipped the other cats since.

Wah wah wah, media boy. I think if we did away with "hyperreality", or its injudicious use to dupe women into being constantly unhappy with their bodies, nothing of value would be lost.

I posted in my LJ about this, and my main complaint is that people are so damned surprised. As a daughter of a plucky, talented Scottish woman with a gorgeous voice who is not a Beyonce or Britney to look at, I know how appearances can deceive. Don't ever underestimate a Scotswoman!! I just shook my head when they…

I'm very lucky in that I don't need a gel to make me gush. Or lube, really, my body makes plenty of its own if I'm warmed up properly beforehand. So these products are pointless to me.

Am I the only one who isn't obsessed with big dicks? My big sister is insistent on them, and with my endometriosis, a giant dick just makes me cringe! I honestly, truly, absolutely would just like a reasonable nice guy, God damn it. With a cute bum. WHY is that so hard to find?!

I should get someone to tape me after my next laparoscopy. When I was coming out of it in my first laparoscopy, the gynaecologist visited me. He was such a prick, he didn't think I had endometriosis and was just doing the laparo to shut me up. As a result, he went to all of the trouble of going inside me to have a…

Man. The number of women here who don't find this disturbing is... disturbing.

Now this is just stupid.

What the hell did I just see?

I'm not surprised she can sing like that. She reminds me of my Mum a bit. My Mum's prettier, though, and her voice... wow. Angelic. She used to sing to me when I was a baby. Now she sings when she cooks. She has that same Scottish determined pride, which I find absolutely adorable. I'm cynical of the treatment…

@kad9k: It's like "Memory" and "Cabaret". And most of the songs Judy Garland ever sung. A lot of people sing it, but to do it right, you got to have felt real pain. Most people don't get that there's so much more behind a performance than being technically brilliant. There's something ineffable and this lady has…

@Melissa Spencer: Fuckin' A!