I can't really think of a bad coital sex experience that I've had, but that's because I'm horribly picky with my sex partners and only have sex with people I'm deeply in love with, so they could be terrible and I wouldn't care.

I am in love with that model. She is a veritable goddess, and I may just paint her as such.

I may never stop talking.

A fucker disses Claire Danes to my face, I give 'em a new nose all right. The girl is BEAUTIFUL. As is!

@ketamineKitty: Little Orcs! Booraaroom!

The list should be called "10 things this jerkwad things women don't know, but they totally do."

Wai-wai-wait... did COLDPLAY just accuse someone else of being unoriginal?! ROFLMAO!!!!

Multiples of 13?! Who multiplies by 13? Backwards?! From 1678 or what the fuck ever number it was (I can't even remember)? You even introduce the concept of math to me in a stressful situation I will HAND YOU YOUR SHIT ON A PLATE. Fuckers.

Beauty is such a subjective thing. These ratios are bupkis.

We were strapped for cash, being a big family. I wouldn't say 'poor' but we weren't rolling in it. I got new clothes twice a year. When school started and near Christmas time. Being one of seven and having lots of cousins, I basically wore hand-me-downs. It's where I learnt to make the most of recycled clothing. …

This show shaped me. It's such a good show to be shaped by. *happy smile*

@Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.: Dude, these people need basic anatomy classes, period! The mistakes they make in some of these mags are *criminal*.

My sister has this joke she pulls, and it never stops being funny. It kind of evolves, really. If someone, anyone, says, "What's that smell?" my sister will answer in a cheeky, low tone, "It's my cunt!" She doesn't even have to say it anymore.

I feel for Katelynn. People are so fucking ignorant.

I'm... I'm sorry. I stopped reading at the point where you flashed naked Hugh Jackman in my direction.

YES! I get a new funny movie for my birthday!!

@undefined: You know those tacky knock-off comic book air-brushed pictures on the side of carnival rides that look totally twenty years out of style?

The answer is simple: talk to your fellow women about what you want, when you want. Foster an atmosphere of trust and acceptance. It'll only be you and your friends to start out with, but from little things big things grow.

Clearly, our shape is awesome.

@Mafalda para Presidente: Margaret Cho as Jesus: "THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!"