@vertigo2120: I was waiting for someone to make that gag. I think it'd be hilarious to have Cardassian porn. I mean, with the porn vaginas on their heads, the fucker wouldn't know which end to fuck!

@radiosweetheart: In my case, I'd be less worried about the depression/anxiety and more concerned about the endometriosis. You can take pills and talk to people and manage depression. Sometimes, there's nothing you can do about endo.

@trakkie: I suffer from depression. It can be hard sometimes, but I notice that I feel joy and happiness more vividly than those that aren't depressed. I feel stronger and more capable to deal with the really hard stuff that life throws at you. When I was sexually assaulted, it was hard, but I had the mental tools…

Ooh, vomit in my mouth.

@vamusical: Dude, I know. I'm sick of hearing "You need to get outside more!" Damn it, I'm as active as humanly possible, I just don't go red, damn it! I have bad circulation, though. My toes go blue at 20 degree weather (centigrade).

YES! WIL WHEATON! *SPAZ*

She's right. Chartreuse DOES taste like hell. I remember having a Flaming Lamborghini once and nearly vomiting it back up as soon as I downed it, right into my friend's kitchen sink.

I find Hillary Clinton hot for some reason. I don't know why. I just think she's amazing. At the same time, this list makes me want to punch inanimate objects that resemble puppies and kittens.

Dude, those nails wouldn't have lasted five minutes on me as a kid. If I wasn't digging in the dirt or trying to punch out my big brother, I was playing piano or typing on my brother's Commodore 64 (either trying to play text adventure games or trying in vain to code in Basic64, and I never got to make that bloody…

My hair is straight as an arrow and I'm oily as hell. I need to wash my hair every two days, sometimes more in hot weather when I sweat. Can't help it. My hair is shit unless I wash it properly.

My Mum is in our local town council. Her first stay in office was for fourteen years. She was the thorn in the side of the big cat developers and always listened to what her constituents wanted. The big-wigs got her voted out with a huge campaign of flyers, hundreds of on-foot door-to-door dudes, etc. They spent a…

@Easybreezy: Dude, I know, right? Plus she's too squeaky-clean, too bright and conventionally pretty. Judy struggled with her self-image and was unconventionally beautiful. There isn't a trace of tragedy in Anne's face.

I warned people! I told them this is what would happen if we slipped too far down that slippery slope to 80s hell! Did they listen? No!

I wish there was something people could send to Bill and Fox en masse that encapsulated our beef and pissed him off royally. Not harmful, just inconvenient and annoying.

Wait... what? Tammy... I don't think "trash" means what you think it means.

@HillGirl: There's only one way to get clear skin - be a toddler. After that, it's grease and pores till the day you die.

What did they do to the beautiful Reese?! *shock*

I'm with Gandhi on this one.

@LaFemme: It sent me on a tailspin that lasted weeks when I was in my early twenties, and it always made me depressed and anxious the next day. My cousin went absolutely mental on the stuff when he was smoking it every day. Wandering in the streets with a sword, rambling. He's fine now.

My message to her would be, "Ahh, fuck you lady." Just because someone is under 30 doesn't mean they don't have humility and respect for their elders. We just have humility and respect for people that aren't arrogant twats. And she can fuck off with the youth and vigour thing. Not all of us young people are…