The gold crotch drop pants remind me of that scene in Danny Kaye's movie "The Court Jester". Ay-ay-ay!!

Just as I'm reading that horrible cover, "Declare Independence" by Bjork came onto my playlist. Now I want to punch some jerks. I might paint a picture of Xena Warrior Princess.

I can't help but like her, even if I'm liberal minded, myself. We might disagree on a lot of things, but I can't help but give a girl kudos when she stands up for herself, and all other women, like this. Bless her.

Stirrup pants?! God DAMN it! Why can't they let this 80s thing DIE already?!

I remember when I was about 12, and I saw her music video for "Why" on the local music video show. I was utterly mesmerised and I decided, there and then, that this woman was a goddess that needed to be adored. I have a whole pantheon now. It's getting crowded. Kate Bush and Nina Hagen remain favourites, though.

I always call my little brother and my nephew 'motherfucker'. They're in their early twenties, mind. It gets used so much it loses its meaning.

Ah, fuck! I'm addicted to Revlon nailpolish. It dries quick and stays on for a long time and they have a freakin' huge range. If they treat Rihanna like shit, then I have to stop buying their stuff. I'm the Imelda Marcos of nail-polish. It's gonna hurt, but I'm not gonna let that shit fly. Also I'll write in to…

I don't think he was articulating his point too clearly. It was a sit-down talk and not written material he's had time to think over. I got a bit miffed, but after listening to the whole thing, I think he's just pointing out the absurdity of the publicity culture that lauds people flapping about their dirty…

@HillGirl: I totally would, but at this point it'd be like throwing a penny down a famous well. You can't see the famous well and NOT do it. I mean, I love Tom Jones as a musician but I'd never do him.

Cat butt!!! Tracie, your cat is a whore. But clearly a lovable whore.

Cause a baby's head isn't soft or anything, and this wouldn't put pressure on the growing sections of skull... oh wait.

I only decapitated mine in art school for a project that deconstructed the all-good image that she has. Other than that, I was very careful with my dolls because we didn't have a lot of money as kids and if I ruined it, I wouldn't get another one. That's it, ruined Barbie. I'd have to wait till my birthday or…

I still have all my Barbies. And my Jem dolls. To be honest, my Stormer Doll was my favourite doll of all time, but I still have the very first Barbie doll my Dad ever bought me, and my first Ken. And the 87 'Corvette. My dolls had parties, drunk beverages, sung in rock bands and had affairs. I watched far too…