omg let’s buy up all the tickets for one day so that Bobby Finger will be the only one in the audience.

I say we start a petition of some sort to get Bobby tickets for Megyn Kelly’s show because I would love to read about his visit to that set.

Megyn Kelly Wardrobe Chart- 9/25/17-11/03/17

Are you going to eat off of it or bite into it?

Bad art direction. They don’t even know what a crumpled deli bag should look like. And what kind of coffee turns the stirrer ombre brown? And what the hell is that thing in the foreground? It looks like a fossilized Fig Newton.

You just bragged about how basic your wife and daughters are...

Mapping the Megyn Kelly Sartorial Genome - 9/25/17-11/02/17

You don’t know my life! I do too think about what it would be like to be 10 feet tall and blue. And lately, with the orange one in charge,I’d even be willing to live on a planet with giant birds. I who am a bit scared of pigeons.(How are pigeons always fully grown? How!?)

I loved it when I was 16. Looking back, however...

Man, I love wide leg pants but be careful walking around in them. I’ve caught my feet in them before and fallen up/down stairs and ripped them at the knees and messed my legs up!

Wisconsinite here. I just assumed everyone did this? It’s common sense in the north. I don’t understand the need for “coat tutorials.” I actually had to teach my friend from San Diego that she would be warmer if she wore a hat in winter. It had never occurred to her. WTF is life?

I couldn’t tell is it was the angle or not from the first picture, but the CNN screen grab certainly shows it is the suit itself. Maybe she figures if she starts to look fat, Donald will set her free?

Oops!! I didn’t mean to make you angry before morning coffee. In order to atone, here is a picture of my pets together on a couch.

My cat is in the hospital all weekend receiving IV fluids. She has kidney disease and I am complete wreck. I have never lost a pet before and I don’t think I will be able to handle it when the time comes. She is the sweetest girl in the world and I just want so badly for her to be okay.

Can we not with the “beating diabetes with fitness” part?

Two questions:

Uh, you don’t “beat diabetes” with fitness. It can help you maintain blood sugar control, but Jonas will be diabetic til he dies or a cure is found.

That’s because the people who would be interested in the New Yorker aren’t fucking savages.

“I won’t still be living in T-shirts on the weekends,” she writes in conclusion, “but for my 9-to-5, I’m ready for something a little more special.