I guess Zadie feels that white teeth should be sufficient.

In his head it probably played out like a movie with Ms Bro stopping the funeral and telling everyone to be quiet so they could all huddle around the phone adoringly listenening to Trump

There’s a reason Heather Heyer lived her life as she did — standing up for what is right, not taking any BS from anybody — and we’re seeing a bunch of it right here.

Of course he called her during the funeral. Either he was too dumb to realize that much of the country was busy watching the funeral on TV or he intentionally called during that time so he didn’t actually have to talk to her.

Those are racists dressed in their make believe military clothes.

But....but.... “You don’t know what love is until you’ve had a baby.”(TM) Who are those sex slaves or army guys going to fight for? Their own worthless @sses? HA.

Ah you’ve never met my dog i guess... also this is the most sexist comment i’ve ever seen and 8 ppl like it, meh. Better stop sending all those single 20 year old men to war because you know they don’t have children to fight for and will not fight hard enough.

Swimming among the rocks.

Putin in a tiny submarine is my favorite.

And involves copious amounts of sweat-both boobage and otherwise. Like, I put on a sportsbra as my workout. Then I take it off to cooldown. Then I never exercise again.

your anatomy must work different than mine. getting into a sports bra is a 15-20 minute procedure.

The extent of her rooster knowledge appears to be gleaned from Foghorn Leghorn cartoons.

They even misspelled you’re in the hashtag. 

Catalina turned zero on Tuesday! *jazz hands*

YAAAAAY! I love when assholes get what’s coming to them.

For context, this is what her psychotic dog did to Sophie, and you can’t even really see the hole in her neck that was so big it required 3 staples:

You can’t beat Leslie Knope’s work ethic so I recommend Parks and Rec. The new MST3K is good to have in the background although the first episode is maybe the weakest. Little Witch Academia is super cute. A little off topic but Hamilton always motivates me.

I get more of a Real World-Road Rules Challenge vibe from Spicey.

When I was in college I went to visit my roommate’s family farm. Jesus the screaming in the hog barns and chicken facilities (crammed in shelf cages on top of each other, her dad provided meat to Campbell’s soup) was awful. Those pigs knew the score. I didn’t know until later it is a factory farm (Indiana) but I knew…