Meghan probably asked some random black people who they’re voting for and decided to copy them; it’s worked well for her so far!

This is why I don’t talk to Kanye on the phone.

Agreed. In lieu of that though, I shared it here. I did see it on the DailyFail though, so here’s hoping it gets picked up.

For God’s sake there is no direct translation. Can you understand how people who do not speak English as a first language adopt English phrases and words and then use them in an incorrect way, when speaking English? Because here’s another one: In South Asia, a lot of little kids pose for pictures with their parents…

Fuck you, 2016.

I think the idea is that since you don’t know which towel is yours, to prevent getting cooties you grab a clean one? Idk. This is crazy.

Three words

Kim didn’t say Bible! SHE DIDN’T SAY BIBLE!

Is Kelsey Grammer okay? Radar doesn’t seem to think so!

You guys,
I love fermenting and drinking tea,
and taking out my IUD,
in a yurt or a teepee,
You guys!

You guys,
I like to share my dreams while I’m asleep,
bleed on plants where fairies creep,
weave tapestry on skins of sheep,
You guys.

“I can’t work on my moon”

Imagine if we speculated about men’s vasectomies in this manner. ORLANDO BLOOM: THE BIG SNIP? Followed by ten photos of the actor in swim trunks standing with a vaguely bow-legged stance.

I just realized my hair is styled the other direction, so I think I’ll be alright. Thanks

I’m sorry that you are so boring, good luck with your boringness

if you were born in the PR go for it. But get out of this country if you love it so much.

curious how she “made” this from the theme song, as it doesn’t share key, lyrics, tone, rhythm or any musical characteristics at all with the theme. it doesn’t appear to even be samples messed with, it honestly sounds like a cat fell asleep on an synth keyboard.

No, for them we are all the same.

Dude I’m 45. I actually half hid my phone for the first part of the day

But your lawn has a Bulbasaur!!!!