Oh, she was a hellion. I sneaked tequila in for her margaritas. She bitched about being surrounded by so many old people and heckled Bingo night when she was feeling particularly feisty.

Edit: She was also a bona fide Rosie the Riveter in WWII, building bombers while her husband was in the Pacific. She later told me…

Hell no, there’s no age limit to growing and changing! My grandmother was 92, in the old folks home, learning French for the first time in her life and planning her trip to Paris and grand seduction of a Continental gentleman. She died a year later, having never seduced a Frenchman, but with a mind still full to the…

I have this theory that’s kind of half-baked and it goes like this: SJP, while an attractive woman, is not a bombshell and doesn’t seem to really present herself for the male gaze. Her love of fashion (and Carrie Bradshaw’s love of fashion) seem to be about her gaze and her own pleasure. Societally, we really don’t…

“She is not baked and done — I’m not either — so let her experiment and delight in the choices she has to make, and let’s be kind to one another.” Yes, let’s.

I’ve eaten sandwiches weighing more than 3 lbs. I hope that qualifies as a workout!

There’s no way in ever loving fuck I’d let Katy Perry touch the inside of my snizz. She’ll get glitter all over it!

That’s awesome. My stepdaughter’s first baby was a tough labor for her. I, being stepdad, felt like a complete 9th wheel in the room, but whenever the contractions got severe she called for me to come hold her hand, stroke her hair, and talk to her. She said later that I was the one calming presence during the whole…

I feel like you’d have to be a monster to bear witness to someone giving birth right in front of you and not feel compelled to at least offer to help

I made a comment about how "Don't mess with Texas" is not a song that exists and the governor is actually dancing to "God Bless Texas", but who cares what the commentariat knows?

I don't watch this show because my parents like it, but I will watch every clip of Laurie this season. Holy crap, she's amazing. Can't wait for my mom to ask me if I've seen that Lauren Fernandez.

True, but he pissed behind a gas station while supposedly representing our country’s best in an international event on foreign soil. That was exceedingly dumb.

Floyd Mayweather beat multiple women. Rick Perry oversaw the execution of almost 300 people, including at least one innocent man. Ryan Lochte pissed behind a gas station.

“Yo, when I get out dog, I’m going to be a millionaire dog, trust me when I say that ...” Maybe he’s going to take credit for this too??

I sentence you to 12 pages of google images of Jason Momoa.

THIS IS THE ONLY TIME YOU WILL EVER HEAR REPUBLICANS EXPRESSING CONCERNS OVER A WOMAN’S HEALTH.

I don’t care if she’s been dead for a year and is being propped up like she’s Bernie Lomax. She’s still better than that carrot-colored Nazi.

My Facebook feed is blowing up with people demanding that she step down and cede to Bernie Sanders because of this. Sigh. Looks like I need to Marie Kondo again.

I’m sure they had an IV waiting and that’s why she felt great. Anyone who’s ever been extremely dehydrated and had an IV afterwards can attest to the same. Pneumonia’s no joke though and she should be on bedrest until she’s in the clear. Why this is such a huge issue when the people who criticize her lick Reagan’s…

Right... right... we shouldn’t elect anyone who has ever told a white lie for things that are personal. Never mind she continued to make public appearances while sick and not feeling well.

If it’s going to be a strip club, then they’ll have to apply for a “sexually oriented business” license first. That’ll send up a flare.