I feel too old because I don't understand this

“The whole time, Kendall lingers in the background, folding her arms because she’s nervous and she can’t drink. “I’m not allowed,” she says”

I probably won’t watch this show, but Khloe continuously remains the one Kardashian that may still have a soul. A friend of mine worked on The X-Factor and said that in spite of her limitations and awkwardness in an on-camera host role, she worked her ass off. Showed up early, was always doing whatever she could to…

A number of current NFL head coaches started off their pro coaching careers as quality control coaches, including Gus Bradley, Mike Mularkey, Ben McAdoo, Doug Pederson, and Mike McCarthy (Go Pack!), Dan Quinn, and Ron Rivera.

I'm pretty much allergic to sports, but now I have an answer if someone asks me what my favorite team is

Candy Spelling

Is “pro-tip” what you call the end of that finger when you’re done?

Palins don’t get married.

I know y’all love to say it, but she is not beautiful. Nothing is wrong with her looks, but we don’t have to overcompensate by saying something that’s way on the other end of the spectrum. She is not ugly. She is not beautiful. Both options are fine as there are many, many women who are not ugly and not beautiful.…

Well, to be fair, so was the guy who they’re all (supposed to be) trying to be like...

Not trying to be a dick, but I really don’t get why it’s so offensive to comment on the size of a pregnant woman’s belly. IF you are positive she is pregnant, that is. I mean it can be shocking! My sister in law is tiny, but her pregnancy has made her look like she is smuggling yoga balls. The other day a cousin told…

“Huge” in the context of “pregnant” is a joyous thing, and that’s how people mean it. I find it so annoying when women decide to interpret it as an insult. Totally churlish and willfully obtuse. You’re pregnant; you’re going to get bigger and bigger until you give birth. People are going to be excited about that. Wtf…

Hey, thanks for not drinking. I work with kids who have FASD, and every time someone on this site talks about how they’re going to drink throughout their pregnancy, I think about my kids, and I have to play angry birds to work off some anger.

EXCELLENT points. The study also does NOT say you should never eat potatoes, it says you should also eat other stuff like beans. “A study published in the British Medical Journal reports women in the study who ate the most potatoes had a higher risk of gestational diabetes, but if those women ate more legumes or whole…

I read the whole thing. I am now recovering on a Thoracic Surgery floor at a major teaching hospital after spending 4 hours in the OR for repeated retching leading to a massive esophageal tear. I hope the SchweddyBallsters die in a boat fire.

“Don’t dance like my brother.”

“Don’t dance like my brother.”

This was totally like my wedding, only we were inspired by CarTalk. Our performance artists wore vintage muscle car transmissions on their heads and in retrospect the whole thing would have been far less tragic had we not insisted that they get in the pool.

Don’t forget a pair of ENORMOUS sunglasses. Care to share the beauty part? Right now I bring a water free wash (like a cleansing milk or just micellar water) and a super moisturizing overnight creme. I don’t wear any foundation, just brows (I don’t have any, this is necessary at all times), mascara, and under eye…

I don’t think Men in Black Dresses is the sequel his dad had in mind...

In France when very young I stayed in a hotel in Biarritz that had once served as the summer home of Josephine. I retained little memory of this experience until last year when a house guest gave me Cire Trudon’s Solis Rex candle. I lit and smelled it and was made suddenly aware of certain profound youthful French…