Yes! That bit about him having to cancel the Milwaukee event due to protests is really important. He’s stuck in a house that’s too big even for him, and it’s too quiet, and he can never shake the feeling that his friends are governmenting without him. He misses the circus.

This entire article was terrifying, but I’m not gonna lie: it felt GREAT to know what all the protests and marches and lawsuits have really gotten under his thin, evil skin.

Every day is Laugh At Donald Day.

Back when it looked like Clinton was going to win, I was planning to propose the day after the inauguration as a national “Laugh at Donald” day. Now we get to laugh at him for four years, or until he’s impeached and/or gets so upset he decides to start a nuclear war (probably with California, at this rate).