Peter Rabbit is a stupid book about a stupid rabbit who took vegetables from other people’s gardens.

This would be an EXCELLENT series - I think there was a nuclear-blast specific article on Lifehacker recently. I like zombie shit for the same reason - obviously not going to be zombies but half the battle is just having thought through what you might do if faced with a disaster/food shortage/etc etc etc. Of course…

So Obama is a source of life bringing energy and trump is a dead moon that every now and then stumbles in the way?

I want to amplify what Jane says in piece of advice #2 to LW2. I guess I’ll talk directly to LW2 here: Regardless of what kind of therapist you go to, and there are advantages and disadvantages to each (I tend to like LCSWs), you should be up front about your experience with therapy and your feeling that you’re not…

I’m LW3, guys, and just wanted to say thanks for all the supportive, helpful comments. I was nervous about writing in, but now I’m really looking forward to my new bedroom (henceforth dubbed “the pussy palace”).

Hello, fellow grad student and fellow mover for grad school!

Well, of course their paid less. Scott Caan is the son of someone famous and Alex O’Loughlin was on that vampire show that lasted a whole half season.

Dear Jane,

I tried to let my baby sleep on the airplane floor but it just keeps rolling away under the seats like lost change or a dropped Mentos. Now United Airlines won’t let me fly with them anymore but I have a feeling it’s only because my baby was wearing leggings and has my name tattooed on it’s neck.

Also my life…

Me tooooo! Jane Marie is back!!! Now can we all do a synchronized spell or something to revive Millihelen? I need it! It was terrible for my wallet but so good for my soul (and pores, and makeup game).

Nope.

She was heard hitting out at Piers: “It is utter nonsense to say male politicians are objectified all the time.”

Hooray, Jane is back! I’d prefer it if you returned clutching Milihelen with a letter of apology from management for scrapping it, but I’ll gladly take this. Welcome back!

This is cool.

Ugh this is the shit I LIVE FOR. Give me deeply committed square-jawed celebrities (and their sons??? !!!) on the hunt for cryptids in an overly-produced television snicksnack where they inevitably find nothing but are really earnest and sincere about it all. Give it to me give it to me NOW

That’s the real issue, Rockstar. Republicans never understand that if no one has any money, they can’t buy anything. That’s why their policies inevitably spark a recession. “Redistributing” wealth (taxes) from the wealthy means more people have more to spend. And middle- and lower-class consumers SPEND. We have to eat…

This one looks so good. I want it.

“Where are the men only showings?! Where is the glllglaaallggll...” -Some man who choked to death on his own rage/bag of dicks

It must be bad when even the judge is fleeing the country.