Well, of course their paid less. Scott Caan is the son of someone famous and Alex O’Loughlin was on that vampire show that lasted a whole half season.

Dear Jane,

I tried to let my baby sleep on the airplane floor but it just keeps rolling away under the seats like lost change or a dropped Mentos. Now United Airlines won’t let me fly with them anymore but I have a feeling it’s only because my baby was wearing leggings and has my name tattooed on it’s neck.

Also my life…

Me tooooo! Jane Marie is back!!! Now can we all do a synchronized spell or something to revive Millihelen? I need it! It was terrible for my wallet but so good for my soul (and pores, and makeup game).

Nope.

She was heard hitting out at Piers: “It is utter nonsense to say male politicians are objectified all the time.”

Hooray, Jane is back! I’d prefer it if you returned clutching Milihelen with a letter of apology from management for scrapping it, but I’ll gladly take this. Welcome back!

This is cool.

Ugh this is the shit I LIVE FOR. Give me deeply committed square-jawed celebrities (and their sons??? !!!) on the hunt for cryptids in an overly-produced television snicksnack where they inevitably find nothing but are really earnest and sincere about it all. Give it to me give it to me NOW

“Where are the men only showings?! Where is the glllglaaallggll...” -Some man who choked to death on his own rage/bag of dicks

It must be bad when even the judge is fleeing the country.

Ben Carson called poverty a “state of mind” in an interview. “You take somebody that has the right mindset, you can take everything from them and put them on the street, and I guarantee in a little while they’ll be right back up there,” he said.

Carrie is 100% a shitty person, and not just with Aiden—she’s shitty to her friends too. I’m not sure I’d call her abusive in her relationship with Aiden, but she was horrendously self-centered and completely jerked him around. That said, Aiden kind of sucks too; he’s constantly trying to make her into someone she’s…

Aiden was the WORST! Carrie was terrible to him yes but HE WAS THE WORST and had the personality of cardboard.

It’s like Vogon poetry.

IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED THE DOCUMENTARY WATCH IT! I DON’T CARE HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT DOUBLE FINE AS A COMPANY YOU STILL NEED TO WATCH IT!

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

I think we will be learning all about all sorts of ties to Trump now that the damage is done. How the fuck does a man with rumored business ties with Russia get away with running and winning without releasing his tax returns? We literally have zero clue as to who he is in bed with. That boggles the mind. He could have…

I blame Comey. I also blame Shelby County vs. Holder, which gutted the Voting Rights Act. I blame the Republican party’s Southern Strategy, which fed racism for decades, leaving a fertile bed for Trump. I blame the lifelong demonization of Clinton from the time she came into the public eye. Plenty of blame to go…

Hillary Clinton didn’t do anything that was illegal. We have laws to stop that behavior now, but it wasn’t illegal at the time. Insisting someone is punished for laws that didn’t exist yet runs counter to freedom, democracy, and the principles of justice our country adheres too. The reason she got away with so much is…