Subtle sands of time ask riddles only the universe can answer. Put the earth’s soul in a hot air balloon and kiss it good night!

It might take too long to explain to her what ‘ no one is watching’ means.

DOVER

Bear disagrees.

That seems to be the Academies M.O.: snub an actor for a brilliant performance, wait a few years, try to rectify the mistake by giving them an Oscar for an ok performance that isn’t the best out of the current nominees, thereby snubbing someone else more deserving, wait a few years, rectify THAT mistake by giving them…

Oh, Bill. Silly ol’ bear.

Track: Fools Gold | Artist: The Stone Roses | Album: The Stone Roses

As soon as I read that letter, I knew there would be a dozen forever alone guys in the comments telling him to dump her immediately.

I must share in your encouraging him to leave her, too. She deserves someone significantly less fragile. May she find happiness with a better man!

It might be because they did that, that you now have a messy bedroom. My mom was always on my case about picking up and my adult defiance to her as I've learned is to HATE tidying up.

This is why every time a Chris Brown song comes up on a Spotify playlist I skip it immediately. No sir, you will not have that fraction of a penny from me. To this day I have no idea what any of his music sounds like, and that makes me happy.

Sorry all those people are so boring.

this is the only acceptable answer to this question

I am happy a lot of stuff isn’t explained. You don’t need explanations for EVERYTHING. However .. Captain Phasma, Knights of Ren, Snoke, Leia, Luke, Rey, Finn, Hux - these are all important people who each have their own massive story. How will all of this play out in only two films? There is so much to do in so…

It was great, it felt like Star Wars. I honestly feel like a weight has been lifted and I can now go through life a little less cynical about everything. I’m just going to bask in the warmth and save the nit picking for another day.

SADSTURBATING AMIRITE LADIES

I still do not fully understand my feelings for Adam Driver. Like, if you had shown me a picture of him before I saw him act in anything, I would have written him off completely. And yet now I find him so goddamn compelling that I still hate-watch fucking GIRLS so that I can see him act circles around the rest of the…

also Adam Driver is hot in a weird way and /Oscar Isaac is just straight up sexxxxx

Rook might be interesting, like the bird.