I start every sentence with “You know me, I'm emotionally unstable and cry at everything”

My parrot, who is valiantly trying to learn to whistle this tune, heartily approves.

It’s just a regular pillow wearing a belt!

I’m picturing her watching these videos of her try-hard contemporaries desperately writhing all over the floor naked, Missy just shaking her head, bemused.

I feel like hip hop was just saved and I’m crying. She flew in wearing a shiny cape and saved the fucking universe like the god damn super hero she is.

All these frantic, thirsty young pop bitches should take lessons, but they’ll never be as cool as Missy.

I would love to see a trope-reverse makeover movie, starting with a teen girl who destroys her hair with a flat iron for years, and then someone takes the iron and throws it in the trash, and the montage is of conditioning and diffusing, and at the end she’s rocking her natural curls, and her hair looks amazing.

I really think that on a very subconscious level I always knew that certain jobs weren’t really appropriate to me as it would be impossible for me to make my hair ‘professional’ enough. How stupid is that?

The other thing that I can’t seem to explain to these people is that I can’t just go and brush my hair without it looking like a puffy, frizzy disaster. Brushing doesn’t solve the “problem”, because my hair isn’t actually messy. I used to hate my hair as a kid, but now I love it so haters to the left.

Come on, every movie make over shows that all you need to do to be beautiful is to straighten your curly/frizzy hair. This in no way totally fucked up my hair self esteem from the age of like 7-20.

You mean negative value? Someone recently pointed out to me that in the majority of teen make-over movies the protagonist starts out with frizzy, curly hair, and then when she’s made over it’s stick straight. SO WEIRD.

I’m so tired of my curly hair not being “nice” or “professional” enough. It’s so ridiculous that curly hair has some kind of weird value attached to it.

ELEVEN.

As a fellow curlyhead...

“Obviously, I’m not overly concerned about budget."

They’re purposely not showing Luke in the poster or trailer. So when Luke finally shows up in the movie, everyone will lose their goddamn minds and suddenly realize how smart it was to keep him out of the trailers.

This is awesome for a lot of reasons but I challenge anyone to disagree that that Music is not the Soul of this trailer.

Flip side to that coin. My father, who was the biggest Star Wars fan I’ve ever known, passed away last summer. I’ll be buying him a ticket and saving a seat for him at my local theater.

The first part of your second sentence. “They are the most popular clas by far”

Done with it. No one ever talks about his work either, just his beef with Taylor Swift.

He reminds me a lot of my friend who’s really smart but put on the spot she can’t always articulate her arguments the same way they go in her head. Mostly I think cause she is so passionate it gets jumbled sometimes.