Yeah, did Earn have to hand over the whole 4K?

One thing this show does extremely well is closure—specifically the kind described by comics philosophizer Scott McCloud when talking about gutters and transitions between panels in comics, how the audience is often left to fill in the spaces in between the boxes with contextual inference. The show takes a lot of…

The conference room full of people watching that one dude dance on the table. I mean, damn.

The dead silence in the room while Al was performing for those tech nerds was just brutal. ‘Where my real n****s at? Put your hands up.’

“This place, um, has a vibe” was the line of the night for me. This show does a phenomenal job of creating an atmosphere. I could feel the awkwardness in that building the entire time, and Earn said what we were all thinking.

“Child lock, man.” “Hold up, I got you.” “Child lock.” “Can you unl... come on, can I get the fuck out please? Fuck it man, I got it. I got it... I’ll just.. I got it. Why you got to lock in the child?! Oh my god. That’s the window, man!”
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“This place, um, has a vibe.” Darius is rubbing off on you,…

it...doesn’t.

Love how that hippie drug dealer guy said his girl was ‘gangsta’ and then she turns out to be as white and pure as that driven snow that was nowhere near that mall.

I don’t get the gift card scam. Is it a scam? How does it work?

That corny Yoo-hoo commercial rap had to be the most perfect representation of selling out to white America, and I kinda wanna hear the full version of it.

It stresses me out a little bit that we haven’t heard from Van... especially since Earn just wasted $4000...

The idea of a white streaming service executive called “35 Savage” by his staff is too perfect.

I could deal with, say, three reviews a day for four days (plus an extra one somewhere). But seven and six is overwhelming. Especially when it premieres on a Thursday. Who other than a professional TV reviewer would actually have time to watch the whole season by tomorrow night?

I haven’t watched a single frame of this yet, but does anyone else hate this rapid fire treatment of dropping all the reviews in two or three days?

I was puzzled about why this dropped today instead of tomorrow until I saw all the signs at work celebrating International Women’s Day and the penny dropped.

The Patsy performance is basically all I needed out of life.

There’s nothing more entertaining to me than to hear dumbasses who have never been to the hood or the projects tell me about the hood or projects. I blame Worldstar, gangsta rap and Boyz in the Hood for giving non-hood people this bizarre, Trumpian view of ghettos and ghetto people.

I was about to object, but had to stop and think for a minute, and yeah, I see your point. I didn’t grow up in an exceptionally violent environment, but I still have anxiety issues about violence. If I see people looking tense, or anybody yelling, I’m out! I can’t stand it. Also I hate confrontation. (I can do it but…

It really depends where you live, too. I agree with most of this generally, though I really kind of disagree with number 10. I think the fear of violence is super insidious to the point of where you’re so numb to it you don’t realize what’s normal and what’s not. I lived my early childhood in a “hood” in Detroit. I…

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