KELLY. Shiplap, overplayed, okay, whatever. I love home renovation shows so much, I can overlook it as a charming quirk. BUT YOU’RE MISSING THE BEST PART. As I recently discovered, Chip and Joanna are apparently super serious Christians, which explains all the kids and the farm sort of and the vague gender-roles-y…

I just think this is funny because this relationship got more publicity and attention than Kanye’s Famous video. It probably makes him so mad, too.

I don’t know about active butI like to imagine sex with Taylor Swift being very professional and thorough, with detailed post-coupling analysis, constructive feedback and harsh but fair evaluation.

He’s only 35????????!?!?!??!?!

Clearly I ❤️ T.S means “I love turtle soup”.

YES. THIS. And I hope more conservative women that are highly regarded in their field continue to come forward and join the fight. We can disagree on fiscal policy, but let’s all agree that women should be treated with equal respect.

Jesus fucking christ. I read the whole suit over on Gawker’s Documents and it is a doozy. I hope she destroys him and the whole network goes down with him.

Where are the feminazis when you need us Gretchen?!

Yep! I did so many low-fat, fat free things as a teen and in my early/mid 20s. I gave all that up a few years ago and I eat less now than I ever did dieting. Protein is the key for me. Everyone is always like fruits and veggies I’m like no give me a shit load of protein and I won’t want to kill everything. Yeah I’ll…

Also try eating it with raw zucchini slices. It’s a match made in heaven but completely unexpected.

Haven’t we gotten over the fat thing, yet? (Not directed to you, Smarktalk).
There are entire cultures that live mostly on fat. Fat is not the enemy.

This is exactly the point! Guns make everything in a family more dangerous—they dramatically increase this risk of domestic murders, suicide, family violence of all kinds. And quite honestly, I'm not sure I'd really want to shoot some kid who broke into my house to steal my TV. It's not worth it.

In their final moments on earth, these poor girls were fully aware that their own mother was going to blow them away just to spite their father. On his birthday.

the gun Sheats used to kill her daughters was a “family heirloom,” inherited from her great-grandfather to protect her family. Her daughters will be buried this week in Alabama.

I understand why the defence is allowed to submit ‘character references’ and letters of support, detailing the convicted person’s good behaviour to be considered for sentencing. But I think that the defence should also be allowed to collect character references and letters describing what a fucking creepy asshole the…

Yup. Woman are always made to feel like they are overreacting if they find a man creepy. We’re supposed to be understanding of gross behavior and write it off as “social awkwardness.” Fuck that noise. Trust your gut ladies.

Clearing your throat has to be one of the strangest orgasm noises to make.

And of course, Blue is her favorite color and person. Sorry Jay.

I’m not quite sure I can even wrap my mind around how fucked up this is...