There is nothing I enjoy more than 90 minutes of movie brilliantly edited down to 3 hours.

It’s 50 wins to unlock competitive mode. And It seems like if you already own the games (IE you already paid 40 bucks) a lot of this doesn’t apply to you, so your choices are buy the game or play free to play.

That…doesn’t seem like much to me? Maybe your point is that there should be a payment option to skip that, but, 100 matches seems like something someone who wants to unlock things will do anyway and fairly quickly. It doesn’t sound like you have to wait for the 100th match and everything unlocks either. This sounds,…

This isn’t free to play grind bullshit as much as it is, “we want you to learn this game and its mechanics before jumping into games with other people who very much know what they’re doing”

Then don’t watch it.  But plenty of people are able to read a book and also enjoy a filmed adaptation of the story, or adapted as a stage play, or adapted as a comic.  Shouldn’t be that hard of a concept for someone to get.

Very true. See: every Avatar article ever published. Holy shit do these people not get tired of posting the exact same things over and over?

I feel like this looks like a well-made show and so I will start to watch it and pass judgement later. 

“Ezra Miller Story Remains Precisely as Dark and Sad as Before, But We’re Contractually Obligated to Summarize Any New Variety or Hollywood Reporter Article on the Matter”

We’reall tired of reading Ezra Miller stories.  So here's a recap with nothing that hasn't been reported on this site before.

Anything asserted as canonical can be undone at the stroke of a pen, and while copyright might prevent me from distributing my own version of a story, the copyright holder can’t prevent me from deciding which version or parts of a story I consider canonical.

Oh boy. You just smoke-signaled some of the internet’s scoldiest scolds.

There’s really no sitting on the fence with this film, is there?

Genuine question: do you expect all characters in a piece of media to be virtuous and say the ‘right’ thing (right seen through the lens of 2022) in all situations? Do you think there’s no place for a character to be be wrong about something or say something crass or inappropriate?

TLJ was definitely the most interesting SW movie of the Disney era. But it’s a lot more interesting as a way to examine what kinds of things a big-budget franchise entry is expected to do, or capable of doing, than it is as a Star Wars movie, or even a fully coherent narrative. As much as I appreciate a lot of what…

Subverting expectations is a pointless and empty exercise if it is not in the service of story, or any larger theme. In fairness to Rian, TLJ is just part of a massive cautionary tale on what happens when you commit to making three movies without any story outline. 

“I mean that as a compliment—all of Michelangelo’s women look like men with tits stuck on them.” Um, what?”

I’m going to be real with you: This is exactly the kind of question The Killer would ask. Feigning ignorance, deflecting suspicion until the moment to strike. That is his game.

thats dumb. What about people having family in town? Aka having a wedding or a baby? we hired houses by us just for this reason as our place is too small. We would be directly targeted by this BS.

I am grateful to Wendy Williams for giving us the gift that is “Wendy Williams repeatedly mentioning The Killer”

She’s an objectively bad person, but damn if I don’t crack up every time I think about this absolutely unhinged moment: