Hopefully with sexy semi naked dudes.

Werewolf hunting a were-chicken while a were-slug watches with popcorn. Sitcom material right there.

Thank you for this post. I was wondering about this tradition, and you explained it beautifully.

OH and btw I think this is the full version of the movie you mentioned:

Yea but Namorina I really feel like you are ignoring the power of Casually Invoked Random Jesus in this whole process. I can tell you that randomly bringing up Jesus in completely absurd situations trumps basically everything ever INCLUDING THE GODDAMN DEVIL. Boom.

I'M STILL BURT FOREVER AND ALWAYS THO BUT THANK YOU. HUGS TIMES A MILLION.

WAIT IT WAS A SILVER MEDAL? An actual silver medal? Given to a child to celebrate how they won't turn into a fucking werewolf. OH sweet baby Jesus this is Christmas all over again.

This is a fantastic comment! FYI tho I mentioned the medal/scholarship in the post: "Now, seventh born children not only get the country's president as their new godparent, they also get a gold medal and a scholarship." But still—LOVE THIS! Thank you!

On the other hand, the Catholic Vampires have it extremely easy, they just have to steal the leftover communion wine after Mass.

I'm not a creep, by the way.

IDK. I think if she did something like put a big pink bow on top of Baby Jesus' head to emphasize her God is a woman thing, it would've worked better. Or point out that Jesus could only have been a woman because Mary would've needed a man to provide the Y chromosome for a baby boy.

Is it just me or does the thumbnail for the video really look like a Monty Python sketch?

Calling other women "bitches" gives the movement a bad name, imo. Just because you disagree with someones politics doesn't mean you have to denigrate them. I disagree with the methods FEMEN uses, as well - they strike me as the PETA of the feminism world (meaning: obtuse, overly sensational, self-centred).

I love watching the Korrasami deniers now shifting from "you guys are crazy they are not in love, they're just friends" to "the writers are horrible , if they wanted her to be bi they should have said from the start!!11!!1 muricaaa"

Guess we're just gonna have to take this for now...

Hanlon's Razor: